I smoked a pork butt yesterday and decided I’d make a BBQ pizza with some of it in the outdoor oven. Being clumsy cost me dearly. I’m ready for my arraignment.
by goddamnpizzagrease
15 Comments
SimmmySAFC
Sorry for your loss. I’ll set up a Justgiving page immediately.
Stranger1982
TomboAhi
Involuntary ham-slaughter
DownTheHatch80
…are you gonna be ok?
Forcistus
Someone send him a Reddit cares
BigConstruction4247
gexckodude
Your honor, the people move to have the charges dismissed as this seems to be nothing more than a tragic accident.
Porkonaplane
This isn’t a crime, my friend. This was a pure accident. You should be cleared of any wrong doing
UraniumFreeDiet
Shit?
sav-vas
3 seconds!
Theprincerivera
Fuck it I’m still eating it
ketosisparagon
Think of the children
OrochiKarnov
Fuck, I’m so sorry.
lewishamiltonsdad123
I think you deserve therapy after such a tragic event my friend.
R0botWoof
I did this once and the pie landed upside down but it was just a frozen pizza. This is so much more tragic. I’m sorry friend. Know that there is help available and you are not alone
15 Comments
Sorry for your loss. I’ll set up a Justgiving page immediately.
Involuntary ham-slaughter
…are you gonna be ok?
Someone send him a Reddit cares
Your honor, the people move to have the charges dismissed as this seems to be nothing more than a tragic accident.
This isn’t a crime, my friend. This was a pure accident. You should be cleared of any wrong doing
Shit?
3 seconds!
Fuck it I’m still eating it
Think of the children
Fuck, I’m so sorry.
I think you deserve therapy after such a tragic event my friend.
I did this once and the pie landed upside down but it was just a frozen pizza. This is so much more tragic. I’m sorry friend. Know that there is help available and you are not alone