I made boba tea, but I don’t like boba, nor do I like tea. I also ran out of cups :/

by Humanfruit

39 Comments

  1. Humanfruit

    I want to add some context, I was planning on making this sooner, but I got food poisoning. I made this with food poisoning still leaving my system.
    I also made this BEFORE the milk expired.

  2. sloppybro

    funny seeing this as i’m consuming boba tea right now, except i substituted the tea for a pork loin and boba pearls for brown rice

  3. thesignpainter

    Why would they call them milk balls if they’re not supposed to go in milk?

  4. Grigori_the_Lemur

    Picky desperate times call for slack measures.

  5. anuncommontruth

    My mom lpves whoppers and was sick a lot as a kid. This just triggered a memory when she wasn’t feeling well one time I wanted to make her a milk shake but we only had milk no ice cream, so I basically took coffee creamer, milk and whopper candies and blended them into a chunky sludge. She loved that I tried but I doubt she even tasted it.

  6. Did you know that whoppers are covered in bug sweat? It’s what gives that shiny finish 🙂

  7. RegisterOk2927

    My dad used to make malted milk. Heat that in a pan and it’s amazing

  8. DrNinnuxx

    Just need to microwave it for about 30 seconds.

  9. So you just decided to ignore the two words that make up its name?

  10. CheatsySnoops

    Heat it up and stir, you’ll have Hot Malted Chocolate Milk

  11. _TheShapeOfColor_

    I feel like r/stonerfood would also appreciate this

  12. MrCabrera0695

    Did you run out of cups or you just refuse to clean one 😂 I saw someone said this but warm and I have to agree! I don’t drink dairy milk, I can’t handle it, I like whoopers but they haven’t tasted the same since childhood.

  13. melanonn_

    boba tea from temu (would prob still eat this ngl)

  14. TheDabberwocky

    ….How does one run out of cups??? Do you only use plastic cups and throw them all out?

  15. lohansensei

    Omg I’m having boba tea right now too except instead of boba it’s chocolate cake and instead of tea it’s milk

  16. OnePrettyDoctor

    You made malted chocolate milk and that’s okay.

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