Guys I had tried the Buldak 3x spicy noodles yesterday before I went to bed and now,
It is with great displeasure to announce that my stomach has since been gurgling and rumbling with fiery gassy bubbles bouncing off rapidly on my inner soft-tissue walls trying to burn a hole out of my intestines from all directions as the agonizing pain and pressure of the cramps slowly mount while
some solid scathing volcanic lava shards crawl clawing outwards trying to tease my sphincters with greasy-sticky burning magma explosions every time I sit on the toilet,
whose after effects could be best described as a 1000 sharp pin forks with 1000 red burning suns on their tips piercing my hot sweaty hairy portal every nano-second that keeps increasingly getting hotter and hotter while spreading like a flamethrower.
Now, I sit here with an ice dipped cold damp cloth pressed against my burning warzone for a few moments of respite until this spicy inferno hell goes loose and the devil decides to kiss me "there" yet again…
TLDR: 11/10 experience would definitely try again (inb4 apologies and condolences to my butthole in the future)
by DefinitionTrick9709
5 Comments
You are a fuckin poet
pistachios?
Thanks for bringing back the experience. Now my hairy pucker is quivering in fear. That cool rag is so nice, from wiping myself raw
The stomach pain is why i cant. I love the mouth burn. I really don’t want to have eat something fatty first or down a gallon of milk to prevent laying in pain.
Is it a huge step up from 2X?