Worked a 13 hour shift and was looking to enjoy my time off
Some nba playoffs + wings would've been nice, now I have to warm up a can of soup
by TheyCallHimTerrance
42 Comments
pak_sajat

TheEschatonSucks
Pretend you’re a raven and have the best night of your life?
queenofwants
Noooooooo. Wingman down! Wingman down!
No-Proposal-7722
I mean… 5 second rule?
Sea-Kitchen3779
Were you carrying them loose in your pocket?
skinnergy
Pick em up and a quick wipe on the apron.
Cheffie
No container or anything – like they were offered to the pavement gods.
Plan0nIt
Damn.

CrackedOutMunkee
DM me. I’ll buy you a pizza. You deserve it.
phish_sucks
Your better than me, id of ate them shits.
bmy89
You just out here raw dogging a fist full of wings? You know you gotta just throw them back in the fryer, and they’ll be fine /s
Brilliant_Spot_95

chris782
Just do it, there’s no shame. Rinse em off with water to get that grit off.
millterrance
Didnt realize what sub this was and thought this was poop.
Bromodrosis
Oh, you’re in Atlanta.
IYKYK
Habitualflagellant14
I would take them home, wash them off, put on some sauce and throw them in the airfryer like nothing happened. Enjoy the game.
GreatScrambino
Pick them shits up
Fun-Insurance-9675
20sec worth of paper towel & 5 min in the oven – good as new(ish)
Global_Union3771
Oh man. Had to zoom in to discover those are not tiny dog poops, but some chicken wings. So frustrating to lose your snack!
chauncyboyzzz

ActionQuinn
5 chickens are out there with no wings
jacks65fastcar
Give those babies a wash, throw in the toaster oven for another 510 minutes you’re back to your original plan. What if Hey, if the coolest dude out there is going to send you a pizza man that is right on mega gold for him.
Broke-Mandingo
I’m so sorry boss. They looked absolutely gas too. Respectfully, I’m sure your team will lose today as well but god damn I’ll put my energy toward them winning.
Play Limp Bizkits “break stuff”
Relevant_Grass9586
Hope your night got better my friend
Wynnie7117
when I was pregnant with my son, I was desperately craving pickles. I went to the store and got the giant jar. I had put it on the bottom of my cart for some stupid reason. I hit a bump or something in the parking lot in the jar, rolled off and just shattered. Spilling a gallon of pickle, Brine and pickles all over the place and depressing me of my tasty treat.
notavegan90
Ahh. I’d still eat them. Finished up a 12 hour day yesterday, came back to finish mopping the bathrooms. Someone had snuck a piss and shit on the bathroom floor. Thankfully they kinda wrapped it up?
Safe-Dentist-1049
Dude! Suuuucks
rancidmorty
Nah the universe dosemt get to ruin my wings I’d eat them up good understandable that it’s not for everyone
socalryan
I thought it was a bunch of 💩, so at least it’s just chicken? 🤷🏻♂️
EhLma0
It took me a second to realize those were chicken wings. I thought some animal just carpet bombed beside your car.
kungfucook9000
Damn man you had 5 secs!
Pernicious_Possum
I’m sorry, what is your gripe? Wings scattered by your car? You dropped your wings, but conveniently not the box? Were you just carrying them in your hands?
FunkDaWorm
My man, I thought these were fresh turds.
OkTeach7253
I’m sorry. Whenever peace and sanctuary is finally available the most evil inconveniences occur. If there is a jokester trickster god, they were definitely there to ruin the mood. Lol
ArmEmporium
And you lucked out and found some free chicken wings!
Modog02
It’s raining chicken wings and you’re complaining?
3margs
About two years ago I had recently relocated cities and job. I was on my last few disposable dollars and had enough for gas and a treat. I got this big yummy salad from the local pizzeria and was on my way home when someone cut me off and I had to slam on breaks. My entire salad was on the floorboard of my car. I pulled over into the nearest parking lot, in front of a Firehouse Subs, and had a full blown public freak out: literally screaming and crying next to the passenger side of my car. Two passerbys were even, “Are you ok?” TLDR been there, done that
akornex
At first I thought someone shat next to your car
MelatoninJunkie
Been there, except I had rounded a corner and dropped them in front of a homeless man, was just generally sad for us both
Reverend_Fozz
I couldn’t see what it was at first and thought people were shitting next to your car
dunkzilla
ALL I WANT IS WINGSTOP!!
Keokuk37
you aren’t supposed to discard the bones into the parking lot until you bite the meat off
42 Comments

Pretend you’re a raven and have the best night of your life?
Noooooooo. Wingman down! Wingman down!
I mean… 5 second rule?
Were you carrying them loose in your pocket?
Pick em up and a quick wipe on the apron.
No container or anything – like they were offered to the pavement gods.
Damn.

DM me. I’ll buy you a pizza. You deserve it.
Your better than me, id of ate them shits.
You just out here raw dogging a fist full of wings? You know you gotta just throw them back in the fryer, and they’ll be fine /s

Just do it, there’s no shame. Rinse em off with water to get that grit off.
Didnt realize what sub this was and thought this was poop.
Oh, you’re in Atlanta.
IYKYK
I would take them home, wash them off, put on some sauce and throw them in the airfryer like nothing happened.
Enjoy the game.
Pick them shits up
20sec worth of paper towel & 5 min in the oven – good as new(ish)
Oh man. Had to zoom in to discover those are not tiny dog poops, but some chicken wings. So frustrating to lose your snack!

5 chickens are out there with no wings
Give those babies a wash, throw in the toaster oven for another 510 minutes you’re back to your original plan. What if Hey, if the coolest dude out there is going to send you a pizza man that is right on mega gold for him.
I’m so sorry boss. They looked absolutely gas too. Respectfully, I’m sure your team will lose today as well but god damn I’ll put my energy toward them winning.
Play Limp Bizkits “break stuff”
Hope your night got better my friend
when I was pregnant with my son, I was desperately craving pickles. I went to the store and got the giant jar. I had put it on the bottom of my cart for some stupid reason. I hit a bump or something in the parking lot in the jar, rolled off and just shattered. Spilling a gallon of pickle, Brine and pickles all over the place and depressing me of my tasty treat.
Ahh. I’d still eat them. Finished up a 12 hour day yesterday, came back to finish mopping the bathrooms. Someone had snuck a piss and shit on the bathroom floor. Thankfully they kinda wrapped it up?
Dude! Suuuucks
Nah the universe dosemt get to ruin my wings I’d eat them up good understandable that it’s not for everyone
I thought it was a bunch of 💩, so at least it’s just chicken? 🤷🏻♂️
It took me a second to realize those were chicken wings. I thought some animal just carpet bombed beside your car.
Damn man you had 5 secs!
I’m sorry, what is your gripe? Wings scattered by your car? You dropped your wings, but conveniently not the box? Were you just carrying them in your hands?
My man, I thought these were fresh turds.
I’m sorry. Whenever peace and sanctuary is finally available the most evil inconveniences occur. If there is a jokester trickster god, they were definitely there to ruin the mood. Lol
And you lucked out and found some free chicken wings!
It’s raining chicken wings and you’re complaining?
About two years ago I had recently relocated cities and job. I was on my last few disposable dollars and had enough for gas and a treat. I got this big yummy salad from the local pizzeria and was on my way home when someone cut me off and I had to slam on breaks. My entire salad was on the floorboard of my car. I pulled over into the nearest parking lot, in front of a Firehouse Subs, and had a full blown public freak out: literally screaming and crying next to the passenger side of my car. Two passerbys were even, “Are you ok?”
TLDR been there, done that
At first I thought someone shat next to your car
Been there, except I had rounded a corner and dropped them in front of a homeless man, was just generally sad for us both
I couldn’t see what it was at first and thought people were shitting next to your car
ALL I WANT IS WINGSTOP!!
you aren’t supposed to discard the bones into the parking lot until you bite the meat off