Rate my setup

by TheFuckingHippoGuy

23 Comments

  1. AkosCristescu

    This is the classiest plumber I have ever seen.

  2. CascadeWineColl

    man, if you had this thing custom upholstered even.

  3. WreckzNFX

    Your scientists were so preoccupied asking whether or not they could they didn’t stop to think if they should.

  4. ChoosingAGoodName

    Honest:

    1) Glasses should hang upside down

    2) The pump is out of the way if you lose pressure during a session

    3) Gotta fix those seams

    4) You can’t stack glasses for more than 2 ppl if using wide bowls

    5) Whoever is riding that seat is going to be very busy not watching whatever is on TV

    6) You gotta drink what looked like 2 magnums of wine fairly quickly unless you are constantly pulling it and putting it in the fridge. Maybe a liquid cooler that you’d normally use in a desktop could work? Low profile, low wattage, easy to maintain if you look at it a lot.

    7) Overall, 7/10 for surprising ingenuity, giggles, and probably never being able to sell your couch ever.

  5. Vitamin-Tee

    Praying my life never comes to this… but also, if it does, I’ll be ok

  6. Idk if I would drink through that pump it’s surely not food safe and may have who knows what kind of oils or lubricants in the mechanism. Also that wine is going to go bad so fast considering you just pumped a ton of air into it. Would be better with CO2. Interesting and stressful to watch lol

  7. winelover08816

    These Home Depot sprayers are not food grade plastic. If you like cancer and birth defects, drink up!

  8. JackieTreehorn79

    *”A chewy Merlot, vibrant with notes of musk, stale farts, and cushion. Decadent and indecent. A must for anyone wishing to ruin their Summer.”*

  9. Hididdlydoderino

    Better drink it nightly or it’s going to oxidize extremely quickly due to the pressurized addition of air.

    Interesting but dumb concept.

  10. penisweinerballs

    Can’t believe I just watched that, people do the dumbest shit.

  11. Illustrious-Divide95

    All to save you grabbing the bottle from a table and pouring it.

  12. Looks like a scene from idocracy….go away I’m batin….

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