My husband calls this Satan’s Eggs

by Hi_Im_Bijou

24 Comments

  1. ScatteredSignal

    Sausage, egg, and beans. Right? I see nothing wrong with these.

  2. Hyprocritopotamus

    That is what Satan would do. Although I must admit, I approve.

  3. Great_Will_1361

    Jesus would just do the whites with a touch of grapefruit in them. I would prefer these Satan eggs.

  4. UntestedMethod

    He has used foodstuffs to model the future of your toilet.

  5. GreenThunder18

    You will feel the full power of Satan’s spirit coming out of you later too

  6. Theabsoluteworst1289

    Going to have to agree with your husband.

    This looks fucking awful lol. More for you I guess?

  7. ApollosAlyssum

    Does he call them that because he makes them for parties he wants to ruin? I mean 💨

  8. Curious-Anywhere-612

    Seems aptly named tho I feel like “Satans Bollocks” would make it funnier.
    I’d still try it though

  9. atypicalperception

    Looks like literally testicles in there

  10. me_hungry_hedgehog

    Put a pretzel stick in the egg and call it an egg spoon. I dig it!

  11. Dry_Software_1824

    These farts would be physical confrontation inducing

  12. jbandtheblues

    Apply heat to create hot lava satanic eggs

  13. Jeramy_Jones

    Did he bite the sausage into pieces for this?

  14. HarryBenjaminSociety

    3: is it because he sends everyone who can smell him to hell after eating these

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