Just discovered this subreddit exists, wanted to share something I made years ago
Literally just popped up in my feed, felt like it was a sign to share a strawberry/kiwi pizza I had made the fruit was *not** in season*
by Bonnietofen
27 Comments
DavieStBaconStan
Looks healthy. I hate it.
Euphoric-Height-2488
How did it taste?
boston_nsca
That’s just a giant gross Danish lmao
DanOhMiiite
Yikes
Joseph419270577
I’m opting out of jury duty for this one.
So you have immunity from my vote so I can ask: What’s going on here? Was this a cry for help? A heady culinary experiment? Delicious? I have questions…
Infinite-Series-7551
what cheese was even used for this 🗿
catalyst4chaos
You’re a monster.
Pedadinga
Needs goat cheese and a balsamic drizzle, then I am happily drowning that
AdmirableCost5692
hope you are serving life in prison for this crime
DumpsterFireSteelCo
Your honor I plead That’s Shit
mittelegna
You twisted psycho. This should get you on some FBI list at least. Check around the house for bodies guys.
Roscoe182
Never have I hated someone so much over so little.
Academic_Deal7872
This is two crimes.
LilHandPie
Very brave of you to share this.
trulp23
You’re going to fecking jail
DesastreUrbano
Howany years ago? Somebody should look at the prescription of that crime. I would appeal a lower sentence for self reporting at least
JustARandomGuyReally
This looks good actually. Cheese. Fruit. Bread. What’s wrong with it? Now if there had been tomato sauce on it, I’d be singing a different tune entirely. But to me it’s like a cheese plate with fruit and crackers.
TheFeralFauxMk2
It covers all the necessities of a pizza which is essentially bread, fruit and toppings of various varieties.
However that does not exclude one of the crimes of Pizzacide. You have created an abomination. You have sullied the name of pizza. This… monstrosity should not only be recorded as a failure upon that which is holy but also listed as an example of what sins man can commit with which our holy order is founded upon.
THIS WITCH, NAY, THIS HEATHEN HAS BESMIRCHED THE NAME OF OUR LADY MARGARITA AND HIS HOLY POPE ERRONI AND SHOULD BE FLOGGED UNTIL THEIR COIL LEAVES THIS MORTAL PLANE TO BE JUDGED BY THE ALLMIGHTY HIMSELF.
hahsatan72
Not even waterboarding would get that information out of me
Lisitchka85
You should be ashamed of yourself
Mobile-Boss-8566
RumsyDumsy
GUILTY!!
Cold-Quiet8294
Who hurt you? This looks like the product of a past trauma
vegienomnomking
I bet this tastes like a diabetic butthole.
barkbarkgoesthecat
I upvoted the mod message five times because there is not just one crime here. The strawberries. The kiwi. Italian seasoning on top of the strawberries and kiwi. Sharing this picture. Four crimes have been committed. The fifth guilty vote was just because I am very VERY displeased with you Mr op >:(
rigormortysi
This triggered me so much, I am actually uncomfortable right now lol.
maxiderm
Good thing this was years ago, there’s probably some statute of limitations. Otherwise, straight to jail! This is felony level pizza crime bro!!!
27 Comments
Looks healthy. I hate it.
How did it taste?
That’s just a giant gross Danish lmao
Yikes
I’m opting out of jury duty for this one.
So you have immunity from my vote so I can ask: What’s going on here? Was this a cry for help? A heady culinary experiment? Delicious? I have questions…
what cheese was even used for this 🗿
You’re a monster.
Needs goat cheese and a balsamic drizzle, then I am happily drowning that
hope you are serving life in prison for this crime
Your honor I plead That’s Shit
You twisted psycho. This should get you on some FBI list at least. Check around the house for bodies guys.
Never have I hated someone so much over so little.
This is two crimes.
Very brave of you to share this.
You’re going to fecking jail
Howany years ago? Somebody should look at the prescription of that crime. I would appeal a lower sentence for self reporting at least
This looks good actually. Cheese. Fruit. Bread. What’s wrong with it? Now if there had been tomato sauce on it, I’d be singing a different tune entirely. But to me it’s like a cheese plate with fruit and crackers.
It covers all the necessities of a pizza which is essentially bread, fruit and toppings of various varieties.
However that does not exclude one of the crimes of Pizzacide. You have created an abomination. You have sullied the name of pizza. This… monstrosity should not only be recorded as a failure upon that which is holy but also listed as an example of what sins man can commit with which our holy order is founded upon.
THIS WITCH, NAY, THIS HEATHEN HAS BESMIRCHED THE NAME OF OUR LADY MARGARITA AND HIS HOLY POPE ERRONI AND SHOULD BE FLOGGED UNTIL THEIR COIL LEAVES THIS MORTAL PLANE TO BE JUDGED BY THE ALLMIGHTY HIMSELF.
Not even waterboarding would get that information out of me
You should be ashamed of yourself
GUILTY!!
Who hurt you? This looks like the product of a past trauma
I bet this tastes like a diabetic butthole.
I upvoted the mod message five times because there is not just one crime here. The strawberries. The kiwi. Italian seasoning on top of the strawberries and kiwi. Sharing this picture. Four crimes have been committed. The fifth guilty vote was just because I am very VERY displeased with you Mr op >:(
This triggered me so much, I am actually uncomfortable right now lol.
Good thing this was years ago, there’s probably some statute of limitations. Otherwise, straight to jail! This is felony level pizza crime bro!!!