I made this years ago and it’s become an inside joke in a community I’m in
I thought it was heavenly but so far not many have agreed with me.
by TheRealBobYosh
14 Comments
qualityvote2
We are here today to hear the case for u/TheRealBobYosh that the pizza they have in their possession can be determined to be a crime against pizza. The plaintiff/defendant alleges and/or has been accused by other parties that their pizza constitutes a crime against pizza. —
The verdicts in today’s case will be determined by a jury of u/TheRealBobYosh’s pizza-appreciating peers, comprised of members of the /r/Pizzacrimes community, as well as visitors from the greater Reddit community, by casting their respective individual votes of either “guilty” or “innocent”, based on evidence brought here today by the plaintiff.
u/TheRealBobYosh, who’ll be referred to as “OP”, will plead their case either accusing – or defending – that the pizza in question in today’s hearing is criminal with regards to pizza.
#How to vote as a juror in today’s case:
To select a verdict of **Innocent** – in that no pizza crime has occurred – please **DOWNVOTE THIS COMMENT** —
To select a verdict of **Guilty** – in that a crime-against-pizza is evident beyond a reasonable doubt – please **UPVOTE THIS COMMENT** —
After a period of deliberation – tallying the votes – a final verdict will replace this message with the verdict.
BongtheConqueror
I don’t think this is what they mean by “pie a la mode”
Jodies-9-inch-leg
Is that… is that… fumunda cheese ?????
Tall_Peace7365
is that cheese or oreo ice cream 😭
LuxTheSarcastic
Assuming this is cookies and cream how much weed was involved here
breentyy
Stop this behaviour immediately
The_Mad_March_Hare
Not often I get to see a crime against pizza and ice cream in one photo. Guilty as sin!
CosmosRogue
Cookies & Crime
Lower-Chard-3005
I mean, it wouldn’t taste bad sooo…
olie129
Jail
Dee_Cider
Is that a hot-n-ready with ice cream on it?
Lost_Interest_3682
Is that tzatziki ?
singuratate1
If that is ice cream……. We actually tried that on papa murphys “day later” pizza 😋😋😋 it was awesome
14 Comments
We are here today to hear the case for u/TheRealBobYosh that the pizza they have in their possession can be determined to be a crime against pizza. The plaintiff/defendant alleges and/or has been accused by other parties that their pizza constitutes a crime against pizza.
—
The verdicts in today’s case will be determined by a jury of u/TheRealBobYosh’s pizza-appreciating peers, comprised of members of the /r/Pizzacrimes community, as well as visitors from the greater Reddit community, by casting their respective individual votes of either “guilty” or “innocent”, based on evidence brought here today by the plaintiff.
u/TheRealBobYosh, who’ll be referred to as “OP”, will plead their case either accusing – or defending – that the pizza in question in today’s hearing is criminal with regards to pizza.
#How to vote as a juror in today’s case:
To select a verdict of **Innocent** – in that no pizza crime has occurred – please **DOWNVOTE THIS COMMENT**
—
To select a verdict of **Guilty** – in that a crime-against-pizza is evident beyond a reasonable doubt – please **UPVOTE THIS COMMENT**
—
After a period of deliberation – tallying the votes – a final verdict will replace this message with the verdict.
I don’t think this is what they mean by “pie a la mode”
Is that… is that… fumunda cheese ?????
is that cheese or oreo ice cream 😭
Assuming this is cookies and cream how much weed was involved here
Stop this behaviour immediately
Not often I get to see a crime against pizza and ice cream in one photo. Guilty as sin!
Cookies & Crime
I mean, it wouldn’t taste bad sooo…
Jail
Is that a hot-n-ready with ice cream on it?
Is that tzatziki ?
If that is ice cream……. We actually tried that on papa murphys “day later” pizza 😋😋😋 it was awesome
r/stonerfood