So every time that I've had domino's pizza, I've never eaten the crust, I never really enjoy it. However, since 2022, I've been making crust rings and blackmailing my friends with them, and I just now discovered this subreddit, so please, feel free to be as traumatized as all the other people who had to experience my atrocities ☺️
by LonelyElk5342
28 Comments
It’s a crime to throw food away
I see 2 crimes against pizza. Not eating the crust is a petty crime and ordering Domino’s is a capital offense.
A good pizza crust exists, but Domino’s isn’t it, which is why they cover it in butter and garlic as if it’s a breadstick.
Jesus, what are you? 4 years old? Finish your food lol
Will you at least throw the crust on the lawn for the birds to snack on? Or compost it? Or feed it to a nearby small child or husband?
Thought it was the John Cena pizza then
https://preview.redd.it/h950480g3l1f1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9476077653063873ee31546c880bdfb7a7c1e20d
Ok but my question is how on earth would you use this as “blackmail”
Side story- I had a room mate for like 6 months who made a frozen pizza like 5 nights a week, are it like this(honestly some slices were more like half eaten), and just throw the remainder out. I was super broke at the time and I stopped buying dinner cause I could essentially just live off the scraps. To all you people out there that throw out food- someone close to you will finish it!
(Also, I find these photos hilarious. Still confused on the blackmail part, but hilarious execution)
this needs a trigger warning, almost vomited
I am shaking and screaming
WHY?
No.
This is such a waste of food, even if the crust isn’t that good. Guilty.
Why is there a picture for every one like you’re a serial killer collecting trophies?
Psychopath shit
I actually hate and look down on people who dont eat pizza crust. Shame on you.
Not a crime but a work of art.
You should’ve only eaten enough pizza to make a pentagram out of the remains
Pizza bones! Makes the dog happy, cause I’m sure not eating that. (Unless it’s a deep-dish crust. then it gets buttered and put in the toaster oven)
ATONE NOW! FEAST UPON YOUR HOLY CRUSTS WITH THE GARLIC BUTTER AND ALL SHALL BE FORGIVEN!
There is something deeply wrong with you
why do we keep ordering dominos if we dont like the crust
Whoever did this is a galaxy-level threat and needs to be locked away.
But THATS the best part tho
With the new stuffed crust I dare you to not eat the crust. Can’t be done.
Correction: Probably will for the photo op. Then eat it afterwards.
This is literally wasting food, there’s nothing funny about this, nor is it “traumatizing” or “blackmail”
What a waste. Dip it in a sauce or marinara if you don’t like it.
It’s weird that you don’t like it. It’s just bread.
Look at it this way. It’s breadsticks
Man ngl it actually bothers me when I see ppl not eating/ throwing away the crust of a pizza