This isn’t a pizza crime, this is a pizza horror movie
TheMancersDilema
To be real for a second. On one hand I think using bugs as a protein source is pretty environmentally friendly compared to most other meat options. And I’m always a little interested seeing people cooking with them just on the off chance that I see something that maybe gets me to want to try it.
On the other hand, there’s a deep deep down part of my brain screaming in horror looking at this.
FinancialTraining239
Offering: For snacks
Euphoric_Egg_4198
They sell these dried up and seasoned, meal worms too, my kid eats them so 🤷🏻♀️
Final-Zebra-6370
RandomInSpace
pizza for leopard gecko
Hot-Sauce-P-Hole
I’m curious about eating bugs. My problem is the pizza doesn’t have enough sauce.
Own_Direction_
I’ll just have a water please
redeyejedi907
Don’t care about how much protein they have. This is an abomination.
Able-Woodpecker7391
Here, try-a this pizza, it’s got-a four kind-sa things. -Family bros. pizza, probably
Crammit-Deadfinger
A slight hint of poo
BlueVermilion
Sometimes I have to remind myself that we normalize eating shrimp and lobster which aren’t too far removed from insects. It personally gives me a huge ick, but that’s for sure a cultural thing.
So uh… not a crime, just please for gods sake do not make that in my kitchen 😅
(In my defense, I also can’t stand any kind of seafood, including fish, so also don’t make those in my kitchen either.)
Dry-Cry-3158
Not guilty by reason of insanity
SheZowRaisedByWolves
If I had to eat this in a saw movie, I’d just throw myself into the needle pit
Competitive-Alarm399
That’s just nasty
Active_Scallion_5322
We mush them right into dough
ravage214
You don’t get more guilty than this
AutumnTea88
I feed these to my friend’s pet lizard.
Sylveon-Chan69
Jesus Christ stop cooking, Granpa Max
Fuuckthiisss
Eh, she’s living in the future and good for her.
Not my jam, but also not a crime against pizza. The pizza itself looks alright. Not amazing, but being mediocre is a shame, not a crime.
Actually, can there be a category for something like “what a shame, but not a crime”?
Superficial-666
For anyone wondering, they taste like nuts.
MarxistMan13
NSFL type shit here.
medicated_in_PHL
If they taste good, no crime here.
We cut the throats of sentient mammals to bleed them out, remove their muscles by hacking them up with knives and saws and then we pulverize the flesh through metal mesh to create a muscle paste that we season, cook and put on pizza.
I eat meat, but I’m not deluding myself into thinking it is any less gross than these larvae.
Mediocre_Royal6719
No!!
Moe656
Looks good.
OminousVictory
Azurelion7a
You’ll own nothing, be happy, and eat ze bug pizza!
inevitablekaraoke
Cyberpunk 2077
Captain_-K
*Yum,* right before I’m about to eat dinner as well.
Rydux7
Fuck the pizza court system I’m banishing her to the 9th layer of hell myself
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This isn’t a pizza crime, this is a pizza horror movie
To be real for a second. On one hand I think using bugs as a protein source is pretty environmentally friendly compared to most other meat options. And I’m always a little interested seeing people cooking with them just on the off chance that I see something that maybe gets me to want to try it.
On the other hand, there’s a deep deep down part of my brain screaming in horror looking at this.
Offering: For snacks
They sell these dried up and seasoned, meal worms too, my kid eats them so 🤷🏻♀️
pizza for leopard gecko
I’m curious about eating bugs. My problem is the pizza doesn’t have enough sauce.
I’ll just have a water please
Don’t care about how much protein they have. This is an abomination.
Here, try-a this pizza, it’s got-a four kind-sa things.
-Family bros. pizza, probably
A slight hint of poo
Sometimes I have to remind myself that we normalize eating shrimp and lobster which aren’t too far removed from insects. It personally gives me a huge ick, but that’s for sure a cultural thing.
So uh… not a crime, just please for gods sake do not make that in my kitchen 😅
(In my defense, I also can’t stand any kind of seafood, including fish, so also don’t make those in my kitchen either.)
Not guilty by reason of insanity
If I had to eat this in a saw movie, I’d just throw myself into the needle pit
That’s just nasty
We mush them right into dough
You don’t get more guilty than this
I feed these to my friend’s pet lizard.
Jesus Christ stop cooking, Granpa Max
Eh, she’s living in the future and good for her.
Not my jam, but also not a crime against pizza. The pizza itself looks alright. Not amazing, but being mediocre is a shame, not a crime.
Actually, can there be a category for something like “what a shame, but not a crime”?
For anyone wondering, they taste like nuts.
NSFL type shit here.
If they taste good, no crime here.
We cut the throats of sentient mammals to bleed them out, remove their muscles by hacking them up with knives and saws and then we pulverize the flesh through metal mesh to create a muscle paste that we season, cook and put on pizza.
I eat meat, but I’m not deluding myself into thinking it is any less gross than these larvae.
No!!
Looks good.
You’ll own nothing, be happy, and eat ze bug pizza!
Cyberpunk 2077
*Yum,* right before I’m about to eat dinner as well.
Fuck the pizza court system I’m banishing her to the 9th layer of hell myself