Chips, beans, 3 bacon, 2 sausages, fried egg on fried bread and a coffee at the Giggling Sausage In Bexleyheath, south east London. Plate was HUGE – Alan Partridge would be proud. Aha!!!
by BlueberryIcecream27
39 Comments
Minimum_Swordfish835
-10/10
78JEM
Giggling Sausage?
Responsible-Bat-7561
I’d eat the bacon, egg, and chips, they look good. Sausage looks a bit meh. But all those really runny beans making the fried bread and chips soggy are a big no no.
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You realise we can Google the menu? … It’s £10.50 with one sausage and one bacon so what did you pay for the extras?
W_4_Vendetta
Back when Channel 4 launched, they had The Comic Strip Presents, one episode was Bad News Tour, a metal band that had Neil from The Young Ones. They stop at a motorway cafe & he goes “it says SAUS-A-GEES! not sausage!” Thanks for bringing that memory back.
daviedots1983
Tbh, looks like an absolute tragedy of a breakfast. Everything on the plate looks low quality.
sheff_guy
That bacon looks horrible
MrP1232007
It’s chips and beans.
Electronic-Trip8775
Times like this when you want beans in a half pint glass…with an extra sausage
Old-Law-7395
Needs a second tin of beans
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Never been convinced by chips. It suggests reckless abandon and shenanigans.
Salmontunabear
Beans look wet
Puzzleheaded-Tie-666
London prices man.🤦
Fishcake222
That’s an outright violation
independent_oldie
Oh no no no
slintslut
Is that a fried slice? Looks good to me
Edit: sorry just saw the description, looks lovely
bigjig5
Hope it was good. Missing mushrooms, tomatoes, caramelised onions and black pudding. I’d still go with hash browns and not chips but that’s me
LK121212
This is an abomination. 10/10 would scran.
kevintanner60
To those moaning about the cost, I think it looks good value for a London plate
Fit-Student464
Not sure what chips are doing in there. Don’t get me wrong, with or without chips, that meal doesn’t scream “healthy” or anything, and I’d probably still eat it. It is just that the chips seem an incongruous addition.
joykin
Cheap, nasty brakes beans
Ohtherewearethen
They’ve made the shit chips and horrid beans the main event and the rest of it is placed around the edge of the plate as though they are a garnish. This is unsatisfactory to me.
loldrive
That’s not a English breakfast
Dependent-Scale-2452
Whole tin of beans on there by the look of it
Alexandra_the_gre4t
Excellent lake of beans
ReallyIntriguing
Can’t stand beans with all the juice, and especially when it soaks and takes up the whole plate
Tute_Sweet
Not to be a wanker, but I think the key to a good fry up is the wet-to-dry ratio. This is a soggy affair.
Waste-Stuff-7401
Bonkers plain unadulterated bonks >:-(
Boonz-Lee
Hot chunky vomit
Glittering_Welder_18
So you looked at the menu, saw the price, ordered the food…then posted on reddit.
OldLordNelson
Try Maggies in Lewisham if you’re local to SE London. Basically all you can eat and also unlimited tea/coffee
Ok-Alfalfa288
Big plate to fill with chips and beans.
Complex-Cry2085
Don’t really fancy that today
carrotface72
The cheapest shittest ingredients
V65Pilot
Not far from me. I’ll have to visit.
mrkinkybilly
Too many beans for me
BlackUnicornUK2
Those beans look terrible
jugglingcats9
Too expensive for what it is. Fried bread AND chips unnecessary. Sea of beans with no absorbent bread to mop them up. Positive marks for triple bacon though. Could try harder.
Acrobatic_Lettuce_78
That looks awful in my opinion, but if you enjoyed it then happy days!
39 Comments
-10/10
Giggling Sausage?
I’d eat the bacon, egg, and chips, they look good. Sausage looks a bit meh. But all those really runny beans making the fried bread and chips soggy are a big no no.
You realise we can Google the menu? … It’s £10.50 with one sausage and one bacon so what did you pay for the extras?
Back when Channel 4 launched, they had The Comic Strip Presents, one episode was Bad News Tour, a metal band that had Neil from The Young Ones. They stop at a motorway cafe & he goes “it says SAUS-A-GEES! not sausage!” Thanks for bringing that memory back.
Tbh, looks like an absolute tragedy of a breakfast. Everything on the plate looks low quality.
That bacon looks horrible
It’s chips and beans.
Times like this when you want beans in a half pint glass…with an extra sausage
Needs a second tin of beans
Never been convinced by chips. It suggests reckless abandon and shenanigans.
Beans look wet
London prices man.🤦
That’s an outright violation
Oh no no no
Is that a fried slice? Looks good to me
Edit: sorry just saw the description, looks lovely
Hope it was good. Missing mushrooms, tomatoes, caramelised onions and black pudding. I’d still go with hash browns and not chips but that’s me
This is an abomination. 10/10 would scran.
To those moaning about the cost, I think it looks good value for a London plate
Not sure what chips are doing in there. Don’t get me wrong, with or without chips, that meal doesn’t scream “healthy” or anything, and I’d probably still eat it. It is just that the chips seem an incongruous addition.
Cheap, nasty brakes beans
They’ve made the shit chips and horrid beans the main event and the rest of it is placed around the edge of the plate as though they are a garnish. This is unsatisfactory to me.
That’s not a English breakfast
Whole tin of beans on there by the look of it
Excellent lake of beans
Can’t stand beans with all the juice, and especially when it soaks and takes up the whole plate
Not to be a wanker, but I think the key to a good fry up is the wet-to-dry ratio. This is a soggy affair.
Bonkers plain unadulterated bonks >:-(
Hot chunky vomit
So you looked at the menu, saw the price, ordered the food…then posted on reddit.
Try Maggies in Lewisham if you’re local to SE London. Basically all you can eat and also unlimited tea/coffee
Big plate to fill with chips and beans.
Don’t really fancy that today
The cheapest shittest ingredients
Not far from me. I’ll have to visit.
Too many beans for me
Those beans look terrible
Too expensive for what it is. Fried bread AND chips unnecessary. Sea of beans with no absorbent bread to mop them up. Positive marks for triple bacon though. Could try harder.
That looks awful in my opinion, but if you enjoyed it then happy days!