Which one of you jokers was responsible for this?

by DodgyRogue

36 Comments

  1. SteveEcks

    I mean, fuck… what’s it *supposed* to look like?

  2. tikkamasalachicken

    I’m sorry, I ordered the cream pie, not a creampie 

  3. thanatossassin

    It’s all wrong, strawberry’s out of place

  4. buttlickka

    This is pissa, when I was sous chef me and a good mate worked really hard to see who could make things look the most sexual. Then I got told off by the manager cause o sent out a grazing platter that looked heaps like a vag

  5. EnthusiasmGlobal

    Bravo, I worked in pastry for about 3 months before the Pastry Chef who had enough of my 22 year old shit and rightfully so I was hungover, stoned or still drunk from the night before and suck at pastry. I appreciate how meticulous/uptight pastry guys can be and am glad someone has a sense of humor.

  6. i_make_love_to_cows

    Check to see if it’s supposed be slacked ahead of time or plated frozen and the thawed the hour or so as it’s waiting to walk. That’s my trick with premade cheesecakes

  7. hollabackyo87

    I love that the original post was literally next in my feed. 👏🏼😅

  8. rumbletown

    Meh its not a big deal, it just looks like.. well.. Jesus tap dancing Christ. This is awful. What is this, an NC17 dessert? Who thought this was a good idea haha? ffs

  9. Professional_Alps590

    Had it happen before, had a customer who wanted their cake ‘warmed up’. Even 10 seconds in the microwave and it looked like that, the cake parts were barely warm too.

  10. I don’t see how this is mildy infuriating it would bring me nothing but joy

  11. Leading-Raspberry211

    I once had a banana pudding presented in a 4oz mason jar with a chub of banana sticking out, adorned with 2 nilla wafers on either side. It was the dessert for the tasting menu.

  12. NightingaleOfTheMoon

    Looks like the pastry cream melted. They probably didn’t thicken it for long enough.

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