(Deep Mississippi accent) Your Honor, I live just outside of the great city of Hershey, Pennsylvania and while I absolutely ADORE Reese’s and all of the amazing, delicious candies and products they make… I find myself asking the question, “Is Reese’s suggesting we commit a pizza crime!?!” Google ai says this…
“When someone attempts to convince another person to commit a crime, it's generally referred to as solicitation. Solicitation involves asking, encouraging, or trying to induce another person to engage in criminal activity.
Here's a more detailed breakdown:
Solicitation:
This is the most general term. It refers to the act of trying to get someone else to do something illegal, whether it's asking them to do it, encouraging them, or trying to persuade them.”
Now your honor, I’m just a simple man who loves simple pizza. And while I think Reese’s Puffs’ heart is in the right place, I am requesting to issue a cease and desist on the box and a formal warning for the solicitation.
by ForeverBoner215
7 Comments
To be fair, it is posed as a question. The answer is no.
Academic inquiry is not a crime!
It doesn’t hurt to ask
Who else holds a pizza box at neck height to open and inspect? Seems like a good way to get steamed up.
As much as I love Reese’s and love pizza , this is a crime worse than pineapple.. someone get the chair ready ..
One of those dessert “pizzas” that’s more like a tart sure add some chocolate peanut butter puffs! Any other pizza? Straight to pizza jail for you!
Now hold on, have you ever heard of a dessert pizza? Bavarian cream pizza with cookie crumbs is so good, I have to imagine a nice sweet crust with some kind of cream sauce (possibly chocolate) would slap on with this on it
If the topping does not fit you must acquit.