My wife asked for all of the thing. How did I do?

by tjconn1223

29 Comments

  1. Emergency-Toe-9297

    Found one that should be in that $700 cost range… Or course it’s missing The Ramp!!

  2. Nothing2Special

    give them dranks and no one will notice….Either way 🙂

    xo congrats man

  3. reddiwhip999

    Looks like one of those Rube Goldberg-type contraptions you see on YouTube videos, or reels, where the machine is started, and it kicks a ball, which goes down some stairs, which hits a lever, which hits something else which hits something else, and all around this person’s yard, and down into the creek bed, and several hundred yards of little machines getting activated, until finally a basketball is dropped into a hoop, or a cat is released from a box, or something like that…

  4. MonstersandMayhem

    Fill those letters with different types of dip and you’re perfect.

    It looks amazing, happy birthday to her(?) Or happy Thursday, yanno, whichever

  5. thedavidnotTHEDAVID

    Are y’all serving free range Baby or farm?

  6. DonutWhole9717

    my god its beautiful. makes my wedding coochie pale a bit in comparison. the chocolate mix is chefs kiss, so often left off a board. did you have wine with it?

  7. NeatWhiskeyPlease

    I just…don’t like the way the hard boiled eggs look.

  8. This looks better than the $4800 spread that was posted from a country club the other night

  9. larniebarney

    Your wife isn’t worth a veggie slide? Sad.

  10. YourAverageGod

    Great job!

    personally I just cant see the appeal of spreads like this. Also, people are fucking disgusting.

  11. LukewarmLatte

    Missed the opportunity to fill the letters with ranch

  12. Bolbibreakdown

    I think somebody would pay $700 for that. Good Job Chief!

  13. Grip-my-juiceky

    $700 and Brandt can’t watch or he has to pay a hundred.

  14. GrizzlyDust

    I would charge forty five thousand dollars for that.

  15. AdComprehensive7844

    I wouldn’t t pay a dime over $699.90 for this!

  16. where does the 700 dollar platter joke come from? is this the same guy who made the vegetable platter? and whats the story behind that😭

  17. KULR_Mooning

    This looks better than the 14k charcuterie post

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