I wasn't joking abt being hungry. do you think 250?
by Acrobatic-Cell7660
12 Comments
cauldrxn
250 is pretty low, especially with the coke. How about 400-500?
zkburnah
Bruv what am I even looking at
Soft-Attorney-4
Do you acc want an estimate?
Icy_Forever657
Did you eat the whole horse? Did you cook it in any oil or butter?
meanwineaunt
at least 5
okamifire
Summarized Ingredient List
• Buffalo Hot Wings (12 large wings, approx. 2 handfuls) – 1,320 cal
• Banana Cream Pie (1 full 9” pie) – 2,600 cal
• Cooked Horse Meat (edible meat from 1 horse, approx. 771 lbs) – 985,000 cal
• Diet Coke (1 can, 12 oz) – 0 cal
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Total Calories: 988,920 cal
Total Weight: 351,835 g
Overall Calorie Density: Very High
Macronutrient Summary: Predominantly protein and fat due to the horse meat, with moderate carbohydrates primarily from the pie and the wings’ sauce.
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Nutritional Rating: 3 / 10
Pros:
• Extremely high in protein (from horse meat)
• Contains a non-caloric beverage option
Cons:
• Overall caloric load is excessive and unsustainable for human intake
• Extremely high in sodium, saturated fat, and cholesterol
• Lack of fiber, vegetables, and micronutrient diversity
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Overall Summary:
This meal represents a massive intake of calories, macronutrients, and weight, primarily due to the inclusion of an entire cooked horse. While it offers an exceptionally high protein yield, the nutritional balance is poor, with negligible fiber, few vegetables, and overwhelming fat and sodium. Consumption of this meal would far exceed safe or practical nutritional standards for any individual.
Dude69696969696969
Did u mean to post this in r/1200isjerky?
amateurlurker300
Girl wat? The entire horse is probably high calorie but it cancels out with the Diet Coke so don’t worry.
cottagewhoref4g
How many lbs of the horse meat did you eat? Or was it all? Cooked in oil or butter? Any seasonings?
Forward_Falcon6052
Food- 0cal Diet Coke- 5000 cal
flowersmournEDme
Girl, don’t bother logging the horse. That’s all muscle and as long as you’re only eating muscle, you can only gain muscle. True story, read it on facebook. In fact, the muscle you gained eating the horse actually cancels out the fat you gained from the other dishes.
The coke though, that’s just junk. Your body is a temple and you deserve better.
shinomizuumi
the horse counts as zero calories because all of it will go straight to your hair
12 Comments
250 is pretty low, especially with the coke. How about 400-500?
Bruv what am I even looking at
Do you acc want an estimate?
Did you eat the whole horse? Did you cook it in any oil or butter?
at least 5
Summarized Ingredient List
• Buffalo Hot Wings (12 large wings, approx. 2 handfuls) – 1,320 cal
• Banana Cream Pie (1 full 9” pie) – 2,600 cal
• Cooked Horse Meat (edible meat from 1 horse, approx. 771 lbs) – 985,000 cal
• Diet Coke (1 can, 12 oz) – 0 cal
⸻
Total Calories: 988,920 cal
Total Weight: 351,835 g
Overall Calorie Density: Very High
Macronutrient Summary: Predominantly protein and fat due to the horse meat, with moderate carbohydrates primarily from the pie and the wings’ sauce.
⸻
Nutritional Rating: 3 / 10
Pros:
• Extremely high in protein (from horse meat)
• Contains a non-caloric beverage option
Cons:
• Overall caloric load is excessive and unsustainable for human intake
• Extremely high in sodium, saturated fat, and cholesterol
• Lack of fiber, vegetables, and micronutrient diversity
⸻
Overall Summary:
This meal represents a massive intake of calories, macronutrients, and weight, primarily due to the inclusion of an entire cooked horse. While it offers an exceptionally high protein yield, the nutritional balance is poor, with negligible fiber, few vegetables, and overwhelming fat and sodium. Consumption of this meal would far exceed safe or practical nutritional standards for any individual.
Did u mean to post this in r/1200isjerky?
Girl wat? The entire horse is probably high calorie but it cancels out with the Diet Coke so don’t worry.
How many lbs of the horse meat did you eat? Or was it all? Cooked in oil or butter? Any seasonings?
Food- 0cal
Diet Coke- 5000 cal
Girl, don’t bother logging the horse. That’s all muscle and as long as you’re only eating muscle, you can only gain muscle. True story, read it on facebook. In fact, the muscle you gained eating the horse actually cancels out the fat you gained from the other dishes.
The coke though, that’s just junk. Your body is a temple and you deserve better.
the horse counts as zero calories because all of it will go straight to your hair