Thought this was a brisket

by Elegant_Category_684

27 Comments

  1. Wonderful_Parsley289

    Must have used a really old cooking method

  2. doctor_klopek

    This charcoal rub fad is getting out of hand.

  3. Definitely a dry brisket.

    Cool as hell. I’d put it beside one of my smokers as a decorative piece.

  4. imaDapperDanman654

    Looks like the meteor from Joe dirt. It’s a big old frozen chunk of poopie.

  5. Name it Dwayne the Rock Brisket and make him a conversation piece.

  6. DoubleWrongdoer5207

    I think it’s a banana but I can’t be certain

  7. Whiskey_and_Wiretaps

    That just a big ol’ frozen chunk of poopy

  8. kleenexflowerwhoosh

    Did not even question that this was a brisket until I read the caption

  9. brooksedman

    Time to put the black gloves on, grab your dullest chefs knife, and get squeezin’!

  10. SharkBaitOohAhAh2

    Sheer it, make it a cheese tray / charcuterie board

  11. Tactical_Welder_ABR

    Keep it right there as a banana holder

  12. bbbbbbbbMMbbbbbbbb

    I could see it being used to incorporate into a garden decoration. Maybe a waterfall type feature. I mean, it did come from the river.

    Maybe use it in a fish tank or vivarium or something like that.

    I could imagine someone crafty using it with epoxy to make a table out of. Could cast a mold of it, use the mold to make a copy of it, use the copy as a place holder to make the table with an indention. Then when the table is ready you can set the rock in it to hold it and lift it out when you want to show someone.

    If none of that sounds good you could probably sell it to someone. Not sure where you would find that market though.

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