Some days, I fantasize about popping one of these like a cyanide capsule.

by Serious-Speaker-949

27 Comments

  1. No_Sir_6649

    I think itd take 2 to get the job done. But itd boil your stomach so a shit way to go. You have knives and 2 slices is better way.

  2. missraveylee

    Oof that would be a rough one. Plenty of easier routes than hours of ulcers slowly eating you from the inside. But let us know how it goes! lol

  3. Serious-Speaker-949

    That’s fucking hilarious, a helpline contacted me

  4. Chivalrous_Beast6699

    damn dawg, you wanna talk about it?

  5. YourAverageGod

    You can tell the age just at the mention of HIV

  6. I use to do camping trips with the chefs I worked with. We would all cook something during the trip. First night of one trip I was making a stew. It was all set and one chef busted out a bottle of steramine for the utensils and cleaning etc. He went to toss a tab into the fire and nailed it right into the stew. I fished it out and we all looked around like “fuck it we’ve been setting up camp and were hungry” so I said “welp either our insides are gonna be real clean or we won’t wake up tomorrow, let’s dig in!”

  7. Mothersmeelk

    Go for the transglutaminase. It’s classy.

  8. trippendeuces

    Just over do it like the rest of us and forget the easy way out you coward!

  9. ForeignSheepherder69

    Worked at a jersey mikes and one of my coworkers I shit you not would pop those like fucking Tylenols. He ate like fucking 3 in one day. Guys a fucking iron gut. He slammed an entire bottle of Tylenol for a tooth ace once.

  10. CommunicationLive708

    I worked with a Methhead that would drink the liquid sanitizer to freak out the servers.

  11. Legal_Dot4352

    Well, it says 1 tablet for 1½ gallons of water. Humans are roughly 60% water, and 1½ gallons of water is 12.51 lbs. Soo with this information.

    (You’re weight x 0.6) ÷ 12.51 = The proper amount to be fully sanitized

  12. screaminginprotest1

    We have degreaser that is yellow and smells like lemons. I call it the forbidden Gatorade. One day….

  13. nateshoe91

    Hey, it cures aids. (At least the ones at my old job where we made these jokes did).

    Have a rough night? Chug 2 of these. Gheh prevent MRSA and AIDs man,you’re good.

  14. Tormented_Art

    One time we were just joking around about those being multivitamins and one of my buddies took one and was pretending to take a bite out of it, and just by the subtle contact of his teeth, it crumbled into his mouth 😂. Poor dude started puking. He said it was the worst things he’d ever tasted. We all had a good laugh about it. He was totally fine BTW

  15. heftybagman

    If you drink the juice it gives you diarrhea but I think the concentrated tablet would be so strong that you would just pass away immediately.

  16. Nice rubber band ball. All from asparagus? Been adding to mine for around four years and it’s almost 4lbs now.

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