Some days, I fantasize about popping one of these like a cyanide capsule.
Some days, I fantasize about popping one of these like a cyanide capsule.
by Serious-Speaker-949
27 Comments
drcockasaurus
They taste like burning. Trust me.
for_the_shiggles
I need my pills!
161frog
So glad I’m not the only one
No_Sir_6649
I think itd take 2 to get the job done. But itd boil your stomach so a shit way to go. You have knives and 2 slices is better way.
missraveylee
Oof that would be a rough one. Plenty of easier routes than hours of ulcers slowly eating you from the inside. But let us know how it goes! lol
Serious-Speaker-949
That’s fucking hilarious, a helpline contacted me
Chivalrous_Beast6699
damn dawg, you wanna talk about it?
govunah
Nice produce rubber band ball
YourAverageGod
You can tell the age just at the mention of HIV
PoPJaY
I use to do camping trips with the chefs I worked with. We would all cook something during the trip. First night of one trip I was making a stew. It was all set and one chef busted out a bottle of steramine for the utensils and cleaning etc. He went to toss a tab into the fire and nailed it right into the stew. I fished it out and we all looked around like “fuck it we’ve been setting up camp and were hungry” so I said “welp either our insides are gonna be real clean or we won’t wake up tomorrow, let’s dig in!”
Mothersmeelk
Go for the transglutaminase. It’s classy.
trippendeuces
Just over do it like the rest of us and forget the easy way out you coward!
SergeiMosin
Haven’t seen that jar in like 12 years.
ForeignSheepherder69
Worked at a jersey mikes and one of my coworkers I shit you not would pop those like fucking Tylenols. He ate like fucking 3 in one day. Guys a fucking iron gut. He slammed an entire bottle of Tylenol for a tooth ace once.
CommunicationLive708
I worked with a Methhead that would drink the liquid sanitizer to freak out the servers.
Legal_Dot4352
Well, it says 1 tablet for 1½ gallons of water. Humans are roughly 60% water, and 1½ gallons of water is 12.51 lbs. Soo with this information.
(You’re weight x 0.6) ÷ 12.51 = The proper amount to be fully sanitized
screaminginprotest1
We have degreaser that is yellow and smells like lemons. I call it the forbidden Gatorade. One day….
nateshoe91
Hey, it cures aids. (At least the ones at my old job where we made these jokes did).
Have a rough night? Chug 2 of these. Gheh prevent MRSA and AIDs man,you’re good.
ChefArtorias
We’ve all been there, friend.
Tormented_Art
One time we were just joking around about those being multivitamins and one of my buddies took one and was pretending to take a bite out of it, and just by the subtle contact of his teeth, it crumbled into his mouth 😂. Poor dude started puking. He said it was the worst things he’d ever tasted. We all had a good laugh about it. He was totally fine BTW
heftybagman
If you drink the juice it gives you diarrhea but I think the concentrated tablet would be so strong that you would just pass away immediately.
BellyKat
Nice rubber band ball. All from asparagus? Been adding to mine for around four years and it’s almost 4lbs now.
27 Comments
They taste like burning. Trust me.
I need my pills!
So glad I’m not the only one
I think itd take 2 to get the job done. But itd boil your stomach so a shit way to go. You have knives and 2 slices is better way.
Oof that would be a rough one. Plenty of easier routes than hours of ulcers slowly eating you from the inside. But let us know how it goes! lol
That’s fucking hilarious, a helpline contacted me
damn dawg, you wanna talk about it?
Nice produce rubber band ball
You can tell the age just at the mention of HIV
I use to do camping trips with the chefs I worked with. We would all cook something during the trip. First night of one trip I was making a stew. It was all set and one chef busted out a bottle of steramine for the utensils and cleaning etc. He went to toss a tab into the fire and nailed it right into the stew. I fished it out and we all looked around like “fuck it we’ve been setting up camp and were hungry” so I said “welp either our insides are gonna be real clean or we won’t wake up tomorrow, let’s dig in!”
Go for the transglutaminase. It’s classy.
Just over do it like the rest of us and forget the easy way out you coward!
Haven’t seen that jar in like 12 years.
Worked at a jersey mikes and one of my coworkers I shit you not would pop those like fucking Tylenols. He ate like fucking 3 in one day. Guys a fucking iron gut. He slammed an entire bottle of Tylenol for a tooth ace once.
I worked with a Methhead that would drink the liquid sanitizer to freak out the servers.
Well, it says 1 tablet for 1½ gallons of water. Humans are roughly 60% water, and 1½ gallons of water is 12.51 lbs. Soo with this information.
(You’re weight x 0.6) ÷ 12.51 = The proper amount to be fully sanitized
We have degreaser that is yellow and smells like lemons. I call it the forbidden Gatorade. One day….
Hey, it cures aids. (At least the ones at my old job where we made these jokes did).
Have a rough night? Chug 2 of these. Gheh prevent MRSA and AIDs man,you’re good.
We’ve all been there, friend.
One time we were just joking around about those being multivitamins and one of my buddies took one and was pretending to take a bite out of it, and just by the subtle contact of his teeth, it crumbled into his mouth 😂. Poor dude started puking. He said it was the worst things he’d ever tasted. We all had a good laugh about it. He was totally fine BTW
If you drink the juice it gives you diarrhea but I think the concentrated tablet would be so strong that you would just pass away immediately.
Nice rubber band ball. All from asparagus? Been adding to mine for around four years and it’s almost 4lbs now.
I see rubber ball.
What does quaternary even mean anyways
They make forbidden Gatorade.
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