Cover letter strong af

by fattnessmonster

34 Comments

  1. No_Calligrapher2640

    It’s better than some that I’ve seen. I’d give him a shot.

  2. 4lavorBlastdd

    Finally got a job after weeks of looking. Ngl, I screwed my self overcomplicating my cover letter, this would totally work 100% of the time.

  3. blackstar22_

    This guy is locked in on the important shit. Hired.

  4. Get this fucking G an apron! No bullshit, just a clear and blunt desire to work.

    *Sniff!*

    H-He’s perfect! (Cries tears of joy)

  5. CasualPlantain

    He liked working in a team

    *liked*

    His last team betrayed him

    Don’t make the same mistake

  6. jackatman

    Lead line material right there. Hire him and at least 2 of his cousins.

  7. ilovebeansoo

    One kid we saw to be a server put his height and follower count on his “resume” 🤦🏼‍♀️

  8. sounds like hitting all the W’s is going to be a W for him 🙂

  9. TheVillain117

    Complete thoughts and relevant skills? This guy is ahead of the curve. Hire his ass.

  10. Just_call_me_Neon

    We had one guy write ‘life’ under the question ‘what experience do you have?’

  11. AnonymousWombat229

    I showed this to my chef and he asked if I knew him and if he was available.

  12. While you were dishing he was learning the ways of the frying pan.

  13. JetKusanagi

    That response reads like “Two of my line cooks walked out and I’ve had to work from open to close for a month HELP ME PLEASE” lol

  14. Wildcat_twister12

    Carlos knows what any potential AI algorithm is looking for

  15. OrganicAd9859

    Fucking Hired before I was three lines in.

  16. I sent this to sous as a screenshot and he genuinely asked for his resume

  17. Hire him or I will.

    There is zero fat on that cover letter.

  18. Relative-Point-5182

    This screams reliability and work ethic

  19. In any other sub, this would for sure be a “is this guy serious?”/“smh look at these resumes I get”/“he didn’t even try to make it look good”/etc.

    But here…here, we know better. No “office” politics, no bullshit fluff wording, no nonsense. He knows what is needed and is ready and able to provide it. Carlos will probably be the best employee you’ve ever had.

    You better fucking treat him well.

  20. JohnsonSwanging

    not even exaggerating Carlos is going to be your best worker, can’t say best chef…but best worker for sho 🤣🤙

  21. McGannahanSkjellyfet

    You had me at “Hello, I am Carlos”. Instant hire already, everything else is just icing on the cake.

  22. ImogenPeep

    Patron Saint Carlos 🙏
    May we all know the frying pan in your name

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