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The way my Romanian ex-girlfriend cut her pizza. In an Italian restaurant.
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The way my Romanian ex-girlfriend cut her pizza. In an Italian restaurant.


The way my Romanian ex-girlfriend cut her pizza. In an Italian restaurant.

by Loweberryune

26 Comments

  1. welding_guy_from_LI

    Cut to the chase ..bilge sentence without parole

  3. UnholyCatFlaps

    I see two offences: the cutting and the pepperoni distribution.

  7. lo-lux

    I’ve never been to Italy, they make you cut it yourself?

  8. Aceman1979

    That’s all that the pizza deserved. That genuinely looks like a frozen shop bought thing.

  9. Olivia_Bitsui

    Sometimes you don’t want to commit to a whole (second or third) slice. I don’t see the problem.

  10. OrochiKarnov

    Romania is a hard place to live. She probably had bigger things to worry about.

  11. tomax444

    Maybe not a full-on crime but she’s definitely getting a hefty fine for that

  12. My_leg_still_hurt92

    that’s a perfect way to cut a pizza.

  13. Penne_Trader

    I friend of mine cut his pizza by pressing down the knife and pulling the fork toward him…

    I could freak out every time he does this…

    Will he go to Italian he’ll…I bet

  14. Imturorudi

    Alright i’m sorry but I cut it the same way, psychologically looks and feels like you had more pizza

  15. weesgegroet

    What is the problem.?? If she wants it that way ……

  18. ShoutOuts2Elon

    If she feeding a lot of toddlers, then no pizza crime

  19. SegmentedWolf

    If there’s a dip, I don’t really see this as a crime.

  20. RepresentativeFast59

    I take it she’s ex because of that slice job?

  21. Stupid-Suggestion69

    You wanna offend an Italian and make great use of your free will?

    Cut a square out of the middle of the pizza, a little off center also:)

  22. josurprise

    Cut-your-own pizza places. Grill-your-own steak houses. You-pick berry farms.

    I see what’s going on here.

  26. iamdrunk05

    So it is a ‘thing”. Not the first I have seen this. Do they sell them by the slice and size?

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