Carrot towers or carrot jacuzzi?

by tiljuwan

49 Comments

  1. Brilliant_Spot_95

    “Elevated yet approachable” I read that everywhere wtf does that really translate to lol

  2. This_Organization946

    ![gif](giphy|bgT142FWjRwV4hWsvX|downsized)

    Carrots are giving a vibe.

  3. AppointmentOk7570

    I have made some pretty bad plating decisions but this takes the cake😂

  4. yeroldfatdad

    Fingers? Or carrots? First glance, I saw fingers.

  5. Middle_Life_3001

    Well I guess his mum loves him at least……… or maybe not calling the poor cunt Jed.

    Side note his food looks fucking mediocre, not shit…. Just bland.

  6. KaiserBear

    It looks like they had the kitchen bukakke a plate and then stuck some carrots in it.

  7. Ok-Earth1579

    Sir, a second scallop has hit the carrotower

  8. mollererico

    he got them dildos and the jizz, that’s the pizazz they wanted

  9. Goddamn_Batman

    It’s the male Georgia Okeeffe! I hope everything he makes is phallic and jizzy!

  10. ranting_chef

    That second picture makes me not want to ever go there.

  11. ConcreteBackflips

    I swear you can have the stupidest fucking plating in the worlds and folks will still post it on IG

  12. Sinister_Nibs

    Someone ate the parm lace roof off the carrot gazebo!

  13. Drinkmykool_aid420

    Dude doesn’t even specialize in ramps. And I don’t mean the seasonal kind.

  14. ItsJustAUsername_

    What else do you expect from Jedediah?

  15. freethewimple

    That plating is screaming “sexual repression”

  16. Mothersmeelk

    I had a comment that is terribly offensive, so I’ll just say that I don’t get it.

  17. KupoKupoMog

    Are you goin for the Velveta lamb chops or the Vienna Sausage tower?

  18. Few_Engineer4517

    The jizz on the plate is the chef’s kiss

  19. Hippiedippie22

    Peas rice carrots gravy scallops bacon and sprouts, lol

  20. Archiebubbabeans

    More specifically are those baby carrots?

  21. DJMagicHandz

    That bottom pic is amazing.

    ![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)

  22. ladymuerm

    I’d be really pissed at the jizz on my lamb chops, and raw grape tomatoes on my mashed potatoes. At least I could play football with the carrots.

  23. Philly_ExecChef

    Holy fucking shit jizz pools on baby carrot pillars

  24. of course he has carrot turrets they’re all the rage these days!!!

  25. chefsteph77

    Okokokokok the sub has finally hit close to home haha the imperial is a dumpster fire and has been for years, it’s located inside of a holiday inn, downtown Lancaster. I was on the OG kitchen staff that opened it years ago. This guy is in for some shit lol I can’t wait, I really hope he provides more good meme plates like the carrot towers

  26. mkbutterfly

    I’m just in awe of the fact that of all the pictures he had of his most amazing culinary creations of all time, he chose the Baby Carrot Broiled Scallop Princess Potato Castle. WTAF.

  27. Dr3w_city89

    Is that supposed to be risotto on top of the peas?

  28. His signature style is “stack a bunch of shi+ and cover it with sauce”

  29. LubeTornado

    Chef Jed just sharing the love…all over the plate

  30. ohheyhowsitgoin

    Ah yes, his signature standing carrot style.

  31. Adventurous-Start874

    This guy would rock the hell out of the 1982 culinary world.

  32. FoolishAnomaly

    I gasped when I saw those carrot towers, because NO fucking way 🤣 that’s so ridiculous.

  33. IAm5toned

    “Seafood, American, Southern and French cuisines”

    Oh so he worked at a Bojangles?

  34. Lopsided_Ear_2550

    didn’t need to post this guy’s face

  35. Mak_daddy623

    We cannot forget the English pea foundation to the carrot tower. Visionary work Jedediah.

  36. I’ve seen less penis towers on the cover of The Little Mermaid

  37. Old_Lobster_2371

    “God dammit jed you making the food look like dicks and cum again”

    Jed seems like a cool coworker

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