i’m sure there’s been worse but this is one a coworker of mine threw together a few years ago.
please let him have it in the comments lmaooo
by easy_eez
32 Comments
Alicewilsonpines
that pizza looks so bad it almost looks like AI put it together
ellipsisdbg
Yikes. Definitely jail time for that.
Cryz-SFla
Even the old lady running the greasy concession stand at the old bowling alley out on route 9, where the nicotine and tar are holding the wall paper up, thinks this is a crime,
lilbookofmeow
This looks like a child’s drawing of what they think a pizza is
welding_guy_from_LI
This is at least worthy of a try before sentencing
TheWickedEnd89
Can you even call that a pizza?
cochnbahls
Pigs in a blanket pizza.
cutearmy
No that is the worst. Raw dough and burnt everything else. I don’t know why cooking the dough first is such a difficult concept
AttonJRand
I’m not sure there has been worse.
GrendelGT
You should have a contest with this picture, the after baking picture, and the after digestion picture so we can all vote on which one is the worst. It’ll be a close contest…
PSK666
Marijuana induced decision for sure
ningyna
I appreciate that this is done by a home cook. So what if they recently finished taking in some sort of mind altering substance? It’s something
USAhotdogteam
I see no crimes.
FindOneInEveryCar
Mmm… a two-cheese blend!
DDD8712
That’s one of the worst I’ve ever seen
Odd-Touch-1283
That’s not a pizza.
PTBooks
Three together? More like threw up.
Adrakovich
I’d eat it. When you’re hungry…
Malingourri
The nitrates are cavalier as fuck
5thRedditAccount2025
Did you slap them after? 🤣
New-Swim9723
Should’ve folded it in half and called it a calzone
New-Swim9723
A crime, but I would definitely take a bite out of it
DearEvidence6282
Could’ve sliced the hot dogs as if they’re pepperoni or sausage, but no…
savemymemes
Idk, this might be the worst. It looks like a cartoon, it’s so colorful/smooth in all the wrong ways.
fizbin99
A true product of desperation.
Nyanzeenyan
Pizza Kit instructions unclear. Now it’s covered in wieners.
anfrind
IT’S RAW!
Rob_LeMatic
I cannot imagine a worse pizza that doesn’t involve literal vomit or human meat
MarMar47
Ok. I’ll try it. I do it for humanity. Am I high? What?? Are you a cop??? You gotta tell me!! It’s the law! Pizza!!!
pLeThOrAx
I give them points for trying. “Basicially pizza” is still better than no pizza
CarcosaRorschach
This is a poverty meal, being poor is not a crime in and of itself.
32 Comments
that pizza looks so bad it almost looks like AI put it together
Yikes. Definitely jail time for that.
Even the old lady running the greasy concession stand at the old bowling alley out on route 9, where the nicotine and tar are holding the wall paper up, thinks this is a crime,
This looks like a child’s drawing of what they think a pizza is
This is at least worthy of a try before sentencing
Can you even call that a pizza?
Pigs in a blanket pizza.
No that is the worst. Raw dough and burnt everything else. I don’t know why cooking the dough first is such a difficult concept
I’m not sure there has been worse.
You should have a contest with this picture, the after baking picture, and the after digestion picture so we can all vote on which one is the worst. It’ll be a close contest…
Marijuana induced decision for sure
I appreciate that this is done by a home cook. So what if they recently finished taking in some sort of mind altering substance? It’s something
I see no crimes.
Mmm… a two-cheese blend!
That’s one of the worst I’ve ever seen
That’s not a pizza.
Three together? More like threw up.
I’d eat it. When you’re hungry…
The nitrates are cavalier as fuck
Did you slap them after? 🤣
Should’ve folded it in half and called it a calzone
A crime, but I would definitely take a bite out of it
Could’ve sliced the hot dogs as if they’re pepperoni or sausage, but no…
Idk, this might be the worst. It looks like a cartoon, it’s so colorful/smooth in all the wrong ways.
A true product of desperation.
Pizza Kit instructions unclear. Now it’s covered in wieners.
IT’S RAW!
I cannot imagine a worse pizza that doesn’t involve literal vomit or human meat
Ok. I’ll try it. I do it for humanity. Am I high? What?? Are you a cop??? You gotta tell me!! It’s the law! Pizza!!!
I give them points for trying. “Basicially pizza” is still better than no pizza
This is a poverty meal, being poor is not a crime in and of itself.
Cook it and imma eat it.