No cheese, sub hot sauce for pizza sauce, double mushroom and jalepeno
Been working here 10 years, this is a first!
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21 Comments
dingos8mybaby2
At that point it’s not a pizza it’s just a flatbread.
BunnyLady91
BAM! An excellent vegan pizza that isn’t fake in any way or trying to be something it’s not. Looks great!
FractalGeometric356
I’m agnostic on this one.
Chili sauce and chili peppers on *just* mushrooms? I love mushrooms and I would never. It’s just not a good way to enhance the flavor of either the mushrooms or the chilies.
I’m fine with no red sauce or cheese on a pizza (the Neapolitan pizza dates from the late 1700s, while the pizza dates to the early Roman Empire), I just don’t think you should do it like this.
viavxy
no cheese = automatically a crime
Pitiful-Artist2240
No
yesrushgenesis2112
A crime but not for no cheese or hot sauce
fictionallymarried
I don’t know if it’s the lighting or the painful lack of cheese, but there’s something Resident Evil about this. Guilty
fauxanonymity_
I would eat two.
peakpositivity
DrLager
I don’t believe this is a pizza, you wet end.
smalldroplet
I don’t know about a crime, but this person should be studied in a clinic.
MilwaukeeMan420
Id smash
Clan-Sea
Pizza horseshoe theory; it’s gone way past bad, it’s approaching good again
This pizza has strayed so far from God’s light, that The Devil has blessed it as his own.
No crime
Minute-Weekend5234
That sounds like a really Flatbread. Not a pizza, guilty
Optimal-Pie-2131
I’d eat it — crust looks great and hot sauce plus mushroom and peppers could be really good.
Lack of cheese is a bit odd, but personally I’d much rather have no cheese than vegan cheese on a pizza. They could be vegan, lactose intolerant or just craving spicy.
anonkebab
That’s gonna burn coming out
hanzoman3
This looks fire and isn’t a crime! I declare the defendant innocent
21 Comments
At that point it’s not a pizza it’s just a flatbread.
BAM! An excellent vegan pizza that isn’t fake in any way or trying to be something it’s not. Looks great!
I’m agnostic on this one.
Chili sauce and chili peppers on *just* mushrooms? I love mushrooms and I would never. It’s just not a good way to enhance the flavor of either the mushrooms or the chilies.
I’m fine with no red sauce or cheese on a pizza (the Neapolitan pizza dates from the late 1700s, while the pizza dates to the early Roman Empire), I just don’t think you should do it like this.
no cheese = automatically a crime
No
A crime but not for no cheese or hot sauce
I don’t know if it’s the lighting or the painful lack of cheese, but there’s something Resident Evil about this. Guilty
I would eat two.
I don’t believe this is a pizza, you wet end.
I don’t know about a crime, but this person should be studied in a clinic.
Id smash
Pizza horseshoe theory; it’s gone way past bad, it’s approaching good again
This pizza has strayed so far from God’s light, that The Devil has blessed it as his own.
No crime
That sounds like a really Flatbread. Not a pizza, guilty
I’d eat it — crust looks great and hot sauce plus mushroom and peppers could be really good.
Lack of cheese is a bit odd, but personally I’d much rather have no cheese than vegan cheese on a pizza. They could be vegan, lactose intolerant or just craving spicy.
That’s gonna burn coming out
This looks fire and isn’t a crime! I declare the defendant innocent
https://preview.redd.it/80pcc6kggn3f1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f852d13b14034c77be048cf4c2fedc1e34730c09
My phone screen is on night mode and everything is an odd color… I thought there were mice on this pizza, horrific.
Noooooooo
I want to eat it but a pizza isn’t pizza without cheese and sauce.
It’s a crime to call it pizza, but not necessarily a pizza crime… because it’s not pizza.