My coworker (Jack) requested a day off

by Narkboy42

16 Comments

  1. bwoahful___

    This gooner stuff is getting out of hand smh

  2. sentrosi420

    I love jack off Tuesdays, really helps relieve the stress in the kitchen!

  3. TraditionalYear4928

    I thought this was a to do list until I saw the sub

    Comedy heaven is leaking

  4. Active-Succotash-109

    Jack was off everyday

    We got him cause Red Robin didn’t want him
    Boss man should have realized that hiring was a mistake before even interviewing him.
    But why he’d need to request it when he writes the schedule I’ll never know

  5. DudeTryingToMakeIt

    I love Tuesdays. We’re actually closed

  6. AllLurkNoPlay

    Got a dog, named him Jackson…months later yelling at him to get off the couch or person who stopped by. “Jack! Off!” Long pause…fuck me… “jack off!”

  7. Parking_War979

    My name is Jack and that was a running joke at my first job. I would write on the calendar “Jack off” for each day I needed off, and management would have a contest writing on each day what I was really doing that day.

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