So every couple weeks we have some businessmen come out for lunch & sit on the patio. Well turns out one of those guys makes a phone call every time they need to order, so his buddy knocks on the window and asks me to make whatever he gets as phallic as possible.
I feel like I've waited my entire life for this
by dandanpizzaman84
15 Comments
That salad is the full package
The highlight effect from the onion really pops, especially the rim of the bellend. The cheese pubes are convincing too. Looks delicious!
Boss it’s a rocket ship, not a penis. You have a sick mind sir, you should get that checked out. This guy really likes Space-X and NASA and wanted to celebrate their recent um, explosion, and future successes.
::Shakes head walks away, proceeds to scream laugh in the walkin::
Like this scene from Season two of Below Deck: https://www.bravotv.com/below-deck/season-2/episode-5/videos/kates-scandalous-blanket-fold
i remember one of the chief stews on “below deck” doing this, one of the guests was being a bit of a dick so she left a folded towel on his bed. she claimed it was a rocket xD
Nicely done! I wish I would get a request so befitting my predilections… What a way to make a rough day better!
Great art but that plate rim is absolutely filthy, hope you didn’t serve this.
You sir are an artist
Lame
r/mildlypenis
🤣🤣🤣
Serve it like that Sal Bae asshole and when you put in on the table announce “Ze Cock has LANDED fuck-aires!”
The <3 shaped rim garnish is a really nice touch. Exceptional work, chef.
My god though, my OCD is screaming at me to just do a tiny wipe on the rim next to your thumb though haha.
*Oh no! Not another how’s my plating post!*
Coćk du bouef
The only place I could think this could not get you fired is a strip club!