Daiya cheese, seitan pepperoni and sundried tomatoes 🍕
by EmotionWild
29 Comments
sourskittles98
Maybe it would’ve been good if they hadn’t sliced it like a heathen!
CaptainCunnalingus
This is a crime, not because of the toppings, but because of how you cut it.
If you think the crime is because it’s vegan, then you suffer from stupidity.
a_spicy_meata_balla
Why’d you cut it like you were mad at it?
Impossible-Bug-1726
That looks like it would be delicious if you didn’t commit the crime of having no clue how to cut a pizza
welding_guy_from_LI
I love daiya pizza … I’m just offended by the cuts
tropicofpracer
Besides the Diaya and psychopathic cutting, not a horribly cooked pie!
SpecialAd4085
Would.
Ckiffff
I have a similar knife from Aliexpress. I bought it for $2.
Hopeful_Judge9434
Probably double the price of a regular pizza too
thejak32
There is not one thing in this picture that I don’t absolutely hate. Well done.
thejak32
There is not one thing in this picture that I don’t absolutely hate. Well done.
mutualbuttsqueezin
I’m much more concerned with how it was cut.
Upset_Assumption9610
The staff drinks on the job…I want to work there….
booknerd204
Who did slice that pizza, Patrick Bateman?
KayoticVoid
camirose
Pizza looks really good and unironically I cut my pizzas like this because it’s better for each bite and I can dip the crust specially. Every guy I’ve dated refuses to split a pizza with me which is for the best 😭
WinnerFun8914
Are figs vegan, considering they devour a fig wasp to ripen? I know there’s no figs here, the thought just popped in my head and now I’m curious.
theBigDaddio
Too many of these, I think people are just doing it for rage bait. Bad slicing should be banned from this sub.
milaga
Some of these slices are against nature.
CartoonistWorking414
Has anyone seen that one vid of an Indian slicing up a pizza so unevenly?
Rowmacnezumi
Why’s it cut like that? Perfectly fine, otherwise.
rikkuaoi
That took more effort than it would have to cut it right lol
Caira_Ru
Rage bait at its finest. Great job! 👏
Dense-Alfalfa1223
Looks a lot like meat
ThatMBR42
The biggest crime is the cutting.
in1gom0ntoya
vegan part aside, fucking why? Cutting like this is not an appealing esthetic…
hors3withnoname
What’s with people cutting pizzas like animals nowadays?
Rude-Manufacturer635
Guilty. Also, were you laughing maniacally as you cut this?
ComprehensiveAd8733
Only a crime because of the chaotic way it’s cut like why would you do that?!
29 Comments
Maybe it would’ve been good if they hadn’t sliced it like a heathen!
This is a crime, not because of the toppings, but because of how you cut it.
If you think the crime is because it’s vegan, then you suffer from stupidity.
Why’d you cut it like you were mad at it?
That looks like it would be delicious if you didn’t commit the crime of having no clue how to cut a pizza
I love daiya pizza … I’m just offended by the cuts
Besides the Diaya and psychopathic cutting, not a horribly cooked pie!
Would.
I have a similar knife from Aliexpress. I bought it for $2.
Probably double the price of a regular pizza too
There is not one thing in this picture that I don’t absolutely hate. Well done.
There is not one thing in this picture that I don’t absolutely hate. Well done.
I’m much more concerned with how it was cut.
The staff drinks on the job…I want to work there….
Who did slice that pizza, Patrick Bateman?
Pizza looks really good and unironically I cut my pizzas like this because it’s better for each bite and I can dip the crust specially. Every guy I’ve dated refuses to split a pizza with me which is for the best 😭
Are figs vegan, considering they devour a fig wasp to ripen? I know there’s no figs here, the thought just popped in my head and now I’m curious.
Too many of these, I think people are just doing it for rage bait. Bad slicing should be banned from this sub.
Some of these slices are against nature.
Has anyone seen that one vid of an Indian slicing up a pizza so unevenly?
Why’s it cut like that? Perfectly fine, otherwise.
That took more effort than it would have to cut it right lol
Rage bait at its finest. Great job! 👏
Looks a lot like meat
The biggest crime is the cutting.
vegan part aside, fucking why? Cutting like this is not an appealing esthetic…
What’s with people cutting pizzas like animals nowadays?
Guilty. Also, were you laughing maniacally as you cut this?
Only a crime because of the chaotic way it’s cut like why would you do that?!