How the bartender labels their fruit

by PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES

22 Comments

  1. reddiwhip999

    Ugh, no tape, written on the lid, no date….

  2. spintowinasin

    The schnozzberry tastes like schnozzberries!

  3. PotlandOR

    This person is annoying and thinks they are clever.

  4. ActPositively

    It’s crazy that more people don’t die of foodborne illnesses with how bad most kitchens or food places are run

  5. No-Dimension-8863

    3/4 of my colleagues either don’t label at all, or put labels but don’t even bother to remove the old ones

  6. Suspicious-Donkey-16

    It’s funny once. After that it’s annoying

  7. Yes, I label the Butternut squash puree as Butt Paste, but I also have the wherewithall to write it on tape and include the date

  8. KokiriRapGod

    This implies that limes are oranges, oranges are lemons, and lemons are limes.

  9. ultrascrub-boi

    So the other day i had to sign for the keg delivery because our bar manager had to leave early.
    Its on one of those little electronic devices and no pen/stylus so i just had to use my finger. So im finishing writing my (damn near illegible) name and i look up and the delivery guy is chuckling.
    He goes “yeah the other guy usually just draws a picture of a dick”

  10. NuclearVII

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  11. astralkitty2501

    one of these prep containers always tells the truth, the other lies…

  12. GregsLegsAndEggs

    This is cute and witty and funny until the health inspector asks how long ago the “uhm… ‘not lemons?’” were cut

  13. closet_bolts

    Is the bartender color blind? Would that affect it? Or just obnoxious? 

  14. BoOnDoXeY

    The second that bartender goes to the bathroom, I’d swap those lids around for funsies and to see their reaction

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