Boss called me right when I was supposed to pull it out of the oven
Quite mad it would have been a 10/10 if I didn't burn it, but I still managed to eat it just cut the crust off
by 1nterestingintrovert
28 Comments
OG-Shadowbanned
Pullout game = weak
DGentPR
For like an hour? Not a AirPods or Bluetooth guy?
LeenPean
“Hey boss, give me just a second to pull this food out”
DrFeelOnlyAdequate
Just scrape it
Archsinner
reminds me of a time where I was chatting on the phone with a coworker and it turned out that he apparently has a bad sense of time. We were on the phone for 20 minutes and he mentioned that he had put a pizza in the oven and it must be ready soon since we had been talking for 10 minutes (so he thought). When I told him it was twice the time I could only hear fast paced foot steps on the line.
ThisGuyRightHereSaid
I learned years ago pizza pullout time trumps everything.
Stranger1982
Ah yes, the Anakin Special.
JoeSicbo
That’s that New Haven stuff…
pikpikcarrotmon
Poor thing’s so charred its skin is sloughing off and you can see the fat underneath
Bannedwith1milKarma
Sell it with Modelo Negro and you got some marketing bub!
EphemeralyTimeless
This is the slightly tastier version of the activated charcoal they use to neutralize poisonings. Slightly.
Meatloaf_Mondai
I guess Pineapple is like a cockroach. It’s gonna survive most of whatever you toss at it.
kcarr1113
No he didnt. Stop lying. You f’d up. Lol.
badadmin69
my boss is calling. i will call him back after I eat my pizza because he does not own me
Mr-FurleyX1
You should be allowed to fire him/her
Mouthshitter
Don’t pick up the phone
mad_dog_94
Not work hours, not your problem
Practical-Raise4312
Your boss could have waited
LazyPainterCat
“Give me a sec i’m taking out my pizza”
gahlol123
So, why do they call it a mobile phone?
InfamousTale
I’m sure you gonna need to do more than just cut the crust off. The pepperoni looks really burnt.
PartyLikeaPirate
My last oven had a timer to shut off automatically – so nice for shit like this or putting in a pizza drunk at 1 am (in case I passed out)
broniesnstuff
Not everyone likes pineapple on their burning hell discs.
IllvesterTalone
“oop, i gotta put you on hold for a sec”
crazy you’d’ve let your house burn down instead of using words 🤷
Hardwarestore_Senpai
Hawaiian Lava Flow.
CountessJade45
First degree arson charges
Gaping_Whole_
K but I’d eat the fuck outta that 🫣
VitorCallis
hmmmm looks salvageable, just scrape off the burnt bits with a knife.
28 Comments
Pullout game = weak
For like an hour? Not a AirPods or Bluetooth guy?
“Hey boss, give me just a second to pull this food out”
Just scrape it
reminds me of a time where I was chatting on the phone with a coworker and it turned out that he apparently has a bad sense of time. We were on the phone for 20 minutes and he mentioned that he had put a pizza in the oven and it must be ready soon since we had been talking for 10 minutes (so he thought). When I told him it was twice the time I could only hear fast paced foot steps on the line.
I learned years ago pizza pullout time trumps everything.
Ah yes, the Anakin Special.
That’s that New Haven stuff…
Poor thing’s so charred its skin is sloughing off and you can see the fat underneath
Sell it with Modelo Negro and you got some marketing bub!
This is the slightly tastier version of the activated charcoal they use to neutralize poisonings. Slightly.
I guess Pineapple is like a cockroach. It’s gonna survive most of whatever you toss at it.
No he didnt. Stop lying. You f’d up. Lol.
my boss is calling. i will call him back after I eat my pizza because he does not own me
You should be allowed to fire him/her
Don’t pick up the phone
Not work hours, not your problem
Your boss could have waited
“Give me a sec i’m taking out my pizza”
So, why do they call it a mobile phone?
I’m sure you gonna need to do more than just cut the crust off. The pepperoni looks really burnt.
My last oven had a timer to shut off automatically – so nice for shit like this or putting in a pizza drunk at 1 am (in case I passed out)
Not everyone likes pineapple on their burning hell discs.
“oop, i gotta put you on hold for a sec”
crazy you’d’ve let your house burn down instead of using words 🤷
Hawaiian Lava Flow.
First degree arson charges
K but I’d eat the fuck outta that 🫣
hmmmm looks salvageable, just scrape off the burnt bits with a knife.
/s