Apparently Little Ceasars wanted me to get my yearly allotment of salt in one slice.

by welding_guy_from_LI

15 Comments

  1. Mesockisgone

    Good thing you can basically blow on the pizza and most of the salt should fly off.

    I did the stuffed crust with regular marinara sauce and I thought it was a pretty decent pizza.

  2. PGHxplant

    Would inhale and lick the residual salt from my fingers. What’s the point of paying for industrial-strength blood pressure meds if you can’t enjoy the finer things?

  3. The_Captain_Whymzi

    Hey Vegeta, can you tell us what the sodium level is on this thing?

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  4. RevolutionaryList641

    If you ever need to kill slugs and die of a coronary, this is your pizza

  5. No-Blueberry-1823

    What in the world happened there? That is screwed up

  6. Express_Awareness_35

    First mistake was ordering from this place. Little Caesars is terrible pizza.

  7. rocketts66

    Is this the pretzel crust pizza? They do be salting those things into oblivion

  8. NightFox1988

    Some worker was done making these pizzas that day.

  9. dont_trust_the_popo

    Reminds me of the time i asked for “a crapload of extra sauce” at mcdonalds but she heard “A crap load of extra salt”

    You would think putting inedible levels of salt on something would be a flag that maybe they heard the order wrong. You would be wrong to think that

  10. Majestc_electric

    My dick just winced at the thought of the Kidney stone that would cause me

  11. Bernt_Tost

    The pretzel crust has not presented a great case for itself so far.

  12. My question is why does it have pretzel salt at all?

  13. Geo-Man42069

    Real talk why do they add salt on top? Pretty sure half that pizza is 2x your daily salt needs lol

    Is it some sort of pretzel dough?

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