Tried this fuckass plate I keep seeing on social media.

I’ve been meaning to add more variety to my meals—I eat a lot of the same foods everyday, so this was a fun little thing to finally get me to do it.

I like it. Was extremely filling though, I was only able to eat about half of everything before I tapped out. Which isn’t too surprising since I typically eat around 400kcal for meals and there’s a lot of volume here. Will have to eat the rest later.

I had never eaten asparagus raw before, was surprised at how much I liked it. The texture and taste was 10/10 for me.

by anonymousexgf

19 Comments

  1. Lmfao what brand chicken apple sausage did you try??

  2. tocamix90

    I’m trying to figure out how this adds up to 600 calorie. So many ultra low calorie options here

  3. moderatelyhellacious

    Ooh yum! Can you share the details about what’s all on the plate?

  4. AffectionateExcuse5

    Fuckass plate?? Amberlynn Reid would like a word…

  5. RedisforFun

    Fuckass plate is my favorite term for seeing this on yt and tt.

  6. Anyone-9451

    I don’t know why but the only think bothering me is the raw asparagus…it would be as bad as raw zucchini. Like I know you can eat it raw and have sliced up in salads but for some reason as just a whole spear it seems so weird…maybe I’m weird…

  7. duhhvinci

    apparently the nutrients of cruciferous veggies are absorbed better when cooked

  8. Subject_Alarm5377

    Has anyone who tried this gotten a stomachache from all the raw veggies? Seems like it would be hard to digest

  9. MotherUckingShi

    What is this actually called? I’m afraid to google fuckass plate

  10. Sugar_and_Knives

    I love a good smack tray personally. Gives me a bunch of options to choose from and increases the volume of the meal without necessarily adding a ton of cals.

  11. beedubu92

    I just wanna show my appreciation for a fellow “fuckass” user 🫶🏻 def my fave curse word combo

  12. Lordmordor666

    I think that if I ate this I would fart to the stratosphere or vomit because I have texture issues with the egg and cottage cheese.

  13. flextape1O1

    How is the cottage cheese and mustard combo? I assume the mustard overhwelms the entire thing?

  14. devour_feculence___

    Thanks for posting this, it looks great! I usually just make a big veggie plate, but adding a couple of sausages, an egg, and cottage cheese sounds great 😃

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