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  1. yeroldfatdad

    Yeah, I had a kid do that years ago. The owners son, no less. Needless to say, I wasn’t pleased.

  2. garaks_tailor

    I often think about the guy who posted a picture of soapy stock a few years ago. He was icing it down in the sink….then after he set into the ice he immediatly washed his hands over it

  3. HeadForTheSHallows

    i did this with weed oil once.

    yes i was high when i strained it.

  4. That’s broth you clown, you can tell because of the way it is

  5. ShrimpusMcSquimbus

    A friend of mine was working dish and accidentally threw out a duck demi that the sous had been working on for days and saving bones for, for months.

  6. Past_Strength_5381

    We told the prep cook to strain the bones out of our soon to be demi, yup he saved the bones for us.

  7. bluestargreentree

    Reminds me of the tragic day I went to strain my broth (at home) after simmering for hours, and forgot to put the bowl under the strainer

  8. NarrowPhrase5999

    Telling the KP to clean the fish before vac packing it –

    “You mean with, like degreaser and stuff?” Poor kid

  9. robertsij

    This is a worse feeling than cutting the tips of your fingers off with the mandolin

  10. Commercial-Reality-6

    Training a cook at a coop kitchen years ago and the recipe called for making chicken broth by simmering it and then straining it and using that chicken in the soup. Before I could stop her she strained it right into the drain with a china cap. She later got the promotion I wanted.

  11. mauie1337

    Reminds me of the day I started my second sous chef position(same company) at a different restaurant. Cleaned and organized the fridge/freezers. Threw away some unlabeled products including a three year old starter for sourdough.

    Shiiiiiiiii

  12. What is the second picture? I get what happened based on the other comments but I’m struggling to see why it was so clear to everyone else 😂

  13. LunchboxDiablo

    One night as service is winding down (I’m on deserts, waiting for the last handful of tables) the head chef tells the dishie ‘take the bucket dirty water from the walk-in and throw it down the sink.’ He means the bucket of water that catches all the condensation that comes off the cooling system coils.

    Dishie goes and grabs a huge bucket of beef stock it had taken us all that day to make and just starts pouring. As I watched on I knew I should say something, but I literally froze in disbelief.

    Head chef comes back and sees him still mid-pour and is like ‘WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING????’, he then looks at me standing there like a dickhead and he goes ‘and WHAT the FUCK are YOU DOING???’

  14. electr1cbubba

    This subreddit gives me war flashbacks twice a week, so glad I work in an office now lmao

  15. wheelperson

    Dude i just cooked some chicken on the stove top, and saved the stock for later use, about 2 tbsp. Send that my way 😭

  16. Brief-Pair6391

    Veal stock -30#bones sized batch 36+hrs 65yr old dishwasher no direction just please strain
    He did
    Said it was good but kind of bland as he’s picking at the solids
    Where is the stock ?
    Deer in headlights gaze returned

  17. the_doughboy

    Strain out the veggies and bones over the sink. Most have done it at least once.
    Muscle memory can be your weakness

  18. Spare-Half796

    This is why I don’t thaw anything in water unless it’s vacuum sealed

  19. fortunebubble

    chinga tu madre cabron. tu dices, drain the stock. i drain the stock.

  20. scrotismgoiter

    Hey! My former sous chef did that with 20 gallons of chicken foot stock for ramen for the coming week! He was high as fuck.

  21. WowzerzzWow

    Friend of mine was making this really beautiful jamon consommé. Worked for three days on it. He placed it on a slick and soapy surface and that shit went for a dive. I just remember how defeated he looked when the mop water glistened from crystal clear jamon consommé.

  22. Nervous_Ad_6963

    So..did you forget to put something below the strainer? 😂

  23. NeedleworkerOwn4553

    I love that you labeled this NSFW because it is indeed not safe for work. If someone did this to me after I spent hours and hours making stock, I would beat them senseless

  24. lordjeebus

    > Chef [Thomas Keller] once helped me make a very special blanquette de veau. He showed me how to break down a side of veal, down to cleaning the bones for the stock; he was adamant about using every bit of the animal. We meticulously rinsed and blanched the bones. After the third blanching, he left, and I accidentally dumped the cooking liquid down the drain. When Chef came back, he was upset that we’d lost this “golden” stock that we’d worked on for three days. But he didn’t yell. He put his hand on my shoulder and shook his head—kinda like, “We all make mistakes.” — [Grant Achatz, Alinea, Chicago](https://www.foodandwine.com/blogs/15-lessons-20-years-french-laundry)

  25. MyOrdinaryShoes

    When I was in culinary there was a kid that worked that prep station that would hold his phone in one hand and chop whatever with his other hand. This really should clued everyone in to his attention to detail, but for whatever reason, the first cook told him to strain the veal stock. It was only when he brought the strainer back over to us with all of the bones in it, having poured the stock down the drain, that everyone began to question whether he may have lied on his resume.

  26. Fast forward a few months “why is this drain so slow? This has NEVER happened!”

  27. Iamkracken

    I have done this before. The look on my chefs face still haunts me.

  28. mistrwzrd

    Reminds me of the time I watched a prep cook squeeze out every key lime in the building.

    Only to dump the whole freaking 15L on the floor. 🤦‍♂️

  29. BobKattersCroc

    When I was like, 15 in hospitality school a girl named Stephanie did this to me. We were working in pairs for an event the school was catering and I asked her to strain the stock.

    That was almost 25 years ago and I have never and will never forget it.

    Even the teacher just quietly said “Stephanie. What the fuck.”

    My current staff even make jokes about it.

  30. Hardstumpy

    Been there done that.

    15 years old working in the kitchen and the chef owner asked me to drain the veal stock.

    Put a colander in the sink, poured it all in.

    Returned to chef with a big bowl full of bones and mirepoix.

  31. heavysteve

    Yuuup, veal stock, for a big dinner, in a small town where veal bones are impossible to get

  32. WilliamDeckster

    Only thing worse is dropping the spaghett

  33. taint_odour

    First month at a new job and as exec no job is beneath me so I clean a stupid amount of lobster bodies. I’m laughing because I did this as an apprentice and years later I’m still cleaning those fucking lobster bones.
    I check on the stock throughout service and go in the back to drain it when I see the cleaning crew happily scrubbing out my skillet. Seems they looked at it and wanted to help out the new chef by throwing away the stinky garbage.

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