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My boyfriend hates the way I eat my pizza


My boyfriend hates the way I eat my pizza

Toppings and cheese then saucey chewy doughy part and then crispy yummy bottom dipped in garlic sauce or ranch.

Do not judge me >~>

Plus I always get my pizzas extra sauce so that middle layer is very delicious.

by Straight-Stay-6906

45 Comments

  4. Major-General-7872

    straight to fucking jail

    are you a 4 year old?

    consider yourself judged

  7. RandyFunRuiner

    I think we’re all in agreement that this is a jailable offense.

    ![gif](giphy|uGgkFq1A2SC8j7Ec2Y)

  8. voteblue18

    Oh I’m gonna judge you. You eat pizza like a toddler. I mean, it’s a free enough country to do this, and I assume you’re not doing it in public, but still.

  17. Pancake_Flipper

    Yes. You’re a monster. This is criminal behavior.

  18. M-ABaldelli

    Me: “You eat a piece of pizza like a fussy vulture. Good bits first, bad bits last.”

    My boyfriend says, “only psychopaths eat pizza like this!”

    Yeah, you deserve to serve time for your pizza crimes.

  19. Agile_Possession8178

    de-constructing the pizza. eating the cheese and bread separately. but the question is…..why?????

    who hurt you?

    ![gif](giphy|0Vv0Ne2CnOClIExIuL)

  20. Vegetable-Face-2518

    Please upvote the pinned comment. This crime against pizza needs to be recognized for what it is.

  24. capnanomaly

    I work with autistic kids that do this. Just sayin’

  29. MightyYuna

    The second image is how I eat mine. So I don’t judge you for the third one.

  32. SuperStokedUp

    IMO, I don’t agree with the deconstructed pizza eating myself, but all of the pizza is being consumed. If crust was being thrown away, there would be a case.

    Not guilty.

  34. barkbarkgoesthecat

    Me and your bf have so much in common

  37. Wait_WHAT_didU_say

    Go back into hiding you monster..

    ![gif](giphy|7SQUBCye01UJVE8mk5)

    😂❤️

  38. BlueMoonCourier

    I do that too OP.. you’re not alone.. THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!

  39. PsyhhedeelneMustikas

    Say you’re autistic without saying it.

  41. Crested_Booka

    Thank goodness, a kindred spirit lol. However, I only eat the toppings separately, then the cheese with the sauce and crust.

  45. TheManOverThere23

    This is disturbing, I’m not even sorry, I’m judging you right now, a lot

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