I love vegan frozen pizzas and I love throwing a bunch of shit on them. Yes, including crisps. Since I am Italian this has become so much of a joke between my friends and colleagues that they are even sending my pizzas to other people to judge be judged. I feel like I don't deserve this amount of hate.
by whenindoubtpossumout
24 Comments
I have a better question.
“hot dogs” and corn?
That’s jail time, vegan or not.
Does your Italian part of the family still speak to you?
I feel like Italians already judge “Americanized” pizza and barely tolerate it. So, this is probably a straight-to-jail situation.
You’re lucky they ONLY make fun of you… my friends would throw hands. We are not the same.
Your friends and colleagues should hate this more than they are now. They are failing all of us right now.
You just wanted to show off your pillow cover.
Pizza is stupid too.
You’re from the North, right
Just go to jail.
Real array of stuff going on in this image, OP
What’s the bigger crime, the pizza itself…. or the fact that OP is seemingly planning to eat it on the bed with a fork and knife while cuddling a Nic Cage sequin-flip pillow??
just because u are vegan doesn’t make it okay to ruin pizza like this
I thought this was soup in a bowl at first. I had to double check the sub.
https://preview.redd.it/w0lw1fr4uy4f1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce47c9419f8b43291bcde046bf939a0dad58bb1b
Pizza? Where?
An Italian who hates pizza this much? I never thought I’d see the day.
even the full metal alchemist abomination is like wtf
As an Italian I disown you
Everything in that picture is awful
Are those Hotdogs on the vegan pizza?
pretty sure your italianship was revoked