Funny, I work in a pizza place and when someone ALMOST (key word–almost) sends out an uncut pizza, we joke that the customer will have to fold it in half and eat it like a taco. Glad to see it holds water.
gfx3000
So you took it into your own hands?
wizardrous
An elegant solution.
MiserablePath8621
I request mine uncut so I only have to eat one piece
welding_guy_from_LI
r/pizzacrimes
peitsad
Hey OP if you own a knife you can actually cut it yourself. Scissors even.
DystopianHeckscape
Then you only ate one piece of pizza.
KommandoKazumi
Mfw nobody noticed the uneaten crust bits lying around
professorseagull
Little ceez pretzel crust?
RunThruPlayLand
eat the crust you coward
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did they pass the savings on to you?
rep_entourage
That pretzel pizza has so much sodium it’s insane
AggravatedMango
Seems like you got this.
I mean I’d always cut my pizzas but if I can’t, challenge accepted.
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looks like a scrambled egg pizza
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Funny, I work in a pizza place and when someone ALMOST (key word–almost) sends out an uncut pizza, we joke that the customer will have to fold it in half and eat it like a taco. Glad to see it holds water.
So you took it into your own hands?
An elegant solution.
I request mine uncut so I only have to eat one piece
r/pizzacrimes
Hey OP if you own a knife you can actually cut it yourself. Scissors even.
Then you only ate one piece of pizza.
Mfw nobody noticed the uneaten crust bits lying around
Little ceez pretzel crust?
eat the crust you coward
did they pass the savings on to you?
That pretzel pizza has so much sodium it’s insane
Seems like you got this.
I mean I’d always cut my pizzas but if I can’t, challenge accepted.
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That’s how I prefer to eat mine anyway

Is that a pretzel crust pizza from little Caesars?
Do you not own a knife?
You did good
They’re passing the savings onto you
Now it’s a taco. Italian style
You forgot to use a knife. And you forgot to eat the crust.
Is there a wishlist here? Can I buy you a knife?
That’s an upgraded problem
Sorry dawg I was busy
Bro really did what I was about to come in to recommend as a joke. Gotta respect the grind honestly.
Slices? We don’t need no stinkin’ slices!
Improvise adapt overcome