Staying with my vegan cousin, this is his vegan “”””pizza””””….
It's a crushed tomato base, a hair thin layer of vegan """"""cheese""""", very under-cooked red peppers and onions, some spinach, and yes, those bread slice looking things are unseasoned slices of tofu for protein.
by DinnerBlasterX
25 Comments
spooky-goopy
vegan stuff is okay, vegan “””””cheese””””””””””””” 🤪 is a thing, my dude
suuuuiguy
Guilty purely for the tofu
Kommando2
Enjoy your toe nails for toppings
Fixuplookshark
Doesn’t even look that all considered
DinnerBlasterX
Don’t worry guys, here is the pizza I made for myself. Pesto/mayo sauce, roast mushrooms and onions, spinach, and extra cheese 🙂
*Unseasoned* tofu? Bruh. There’s so many things you can put on veg pizza and it isn’t it.
Attorneyatlau
What country is the pizza shaped as? 😂 The problem is that your friend doesn’t know how to cook good vegan food (which is why a lot of vegan food is just gross. I say that as a vegan who survives on fries and sandwiches!). Who even puts slabs of tofu on a pizza huh? Huh? GUILTY!
yick04
Minus the shape it honestly looks fine to me.
High_Tim
Nah don’t blame the vegan. I’ve had vegan pizza that looks better than this!
Consistent_Ad3181
This is ok, I am all for pizza for vegans, it’s difficult for them, can’t deny people with principles pizza. I would try a slice of this. Seen much much worse, no crime here.
yamxiety
Looks pretty decent actually. I can only eat vegan pizzas bc of allergies, but I usually use vegan cheese. At least his has lots of protein!
dpaanlka
I am a carnivore but my best friend is vegan. We’ve shared vegan pizza countless times. It doesn’t have to look like this. Vegan cheese, pepperoni, sausage, and chicken has come a long way. You can hardly tell the difference, for me the cheese is the furthest off.
Vegans don’t put slices of brick tofu on a pizza lol…
Not my flavor of pizza I’d eat but I’ll give it a pass. Better shape would help but its passable nonetheless 🤘
ArachnomancerCarice
The number of people out there that have no idea that tofu can be FLAVORED is insane.
armedsoy
I love unseasoned tofu, I would destroy this pizza. Not a crime
Bay_de_Noc
Or vegan pizza WITHOUT slabs of tofu … the “cheeses” are Violife shredded mozzarella and Miyoko’s Pourable mozzarella … together they make a winning combination. Sauce is Rao’s Roasted Garlic Pizza Sauce. Toppings are mushrooms, tomatoes, green olives and red onions. Oh, and dough is from Publix.
not my thing but not a crime and looks pretty tasty tbh
Druid_Tea
Your honor, I suggest that this pizza still definitely pizzas. At most this is a case of indecent underexposure (to flavor). But I would not be so bold as to call this a crime against the fundamental tenets of pizza-dom.
I say community service.
_PirateWench_
Honestly I’d eat that with zero hesitation. It looks delicious
25 Comments
vegan stuff is okay, vegan “””””cheese””””””””””””” 🤪 is a thing, my dude
Guilty purely for the tofu
Enjoy your toe nails for toppings
Doesn’t even look that all considered
Don’t worry guys, here is the pizza I made for myself. Pesto/mayo sauce, roast mushrooms and onions, spinach, and extra cheese 🙂
https://preview.redd.it/k95cqpc8u55f1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24ea9262f057d7072a2fdb3c5d30abf7a79dc009
I’ve seen way worse vegan pizzas
At worst misdemeanor.
*Unseasoned* tofu? Bruh. There’s so many things you can put on veg pizza and it isn’t it.
What country is the pizza shaped as? 😂 The problem is that your friend doesn’t know how to cook good vegan food (which is why a lot of vegan food is just gross. I say that as a vegan who survives on fries and sandwiches!). Who even puts slabs of tofu on a pizza huh? Huh? GUILTY!
Minus the shape it honestly looks fine to me.
Nah don’t blame the vegan. I’ve had vegan pizza that looks better than this!
This is ok, I am all for pizza for vegans, it’s difficult for them, can’t deny people with principles pizza. I would try a slice of this. Seen much much worse, no crime here.
Looks pretty decent actually. I can only eat vegan pizzas bc of allergies, but I usually use vegan cheese. At least his has lots of protein!
I am a carnivore but my best friend is vegan. We’ve shared vegan pizza countless times. It doesn’t have to look like this. Vegan cheese, pepperoni, sausage, and chicken has come a long way. You can hardly tell the difference, for me the cheese is the furthest off.
Vegans don’t put slices of brick tofu on a pizza lol…
https://preview.redd.it/e9zrfo4n265f1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea1d86687510d125a18f4f9eb6d9358371c64a0
Not my flavor of pizza I’d eat but I’ll give it a pass. Better shape would help but its passable nonetheless 🤘
The number of people out there that have no idea that tofu can be FLAVORED is insane.
I love unseasoned tofu, I would destroy this pizza. Not a crime
Or vegan pizza WITHOUT slabs of tofu … the “cheeses” are Violife shredded mozzarella and Miyoko’s Pourable mozzarella … together they make a winning combination. Sauce is Rao’s Roasted Garlic Pizza Sauce. Toppings are mushrooms, tomatoes, green olives and red onions. Oh, and dough is from Publix.
https://preview.redd.it/apzupfez365f1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8200d1fde9e9973b50b1d113bdbae9ab8f3fce3
not my thing but not a crime and looks pretty tasty tbh
Your honor, I suggest that this pizza still definitely pizzas. At most this is a case of indecent underexposure (to flavor). But I would not be so bold as to call this a crime against the fundamental tenets of pizza-dom.
I say community service.
Honestly I’d eat that with zero hesitation. It looks delicious
The face is very good!!
looks very cool
Innocent
I’d definitely try it.