Ordered a pizza without cheese for low-fat reasons. Added fat-free cottage cheese at home and microwaved it.
Ordered a pizza without cheese for low-fat reasons. Added fat-free cottage cheese at home and microwaved it.
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26 Comments
littlemissdizaster80
This should be on the pizza crimes Reddit 😭
welding_guy_from_LI
r/pizzacrimes .. this is mistreating a pizza .. a very serious offense
probablyatargaryen
I generally avoid clichés but…who hurt you?
darwizzer
Why don’t you just not eat pizza
plaid_kilt
I mean… mozzarella is pretty low-fat. Not sure how strict you have to be, but I think it’s safe to allow. Maybe order with light cheese.
YakElectronic6713
Why the self-loathing??? Why did you do this to yourself?
Fancy_Art_6383
Fk’n asinine!
PhilosopherFull819
Make it stop
Zestyclose-Shock1294
I’m not mad that you did this, just disappointed.
DrMantisToboggan45
The guys making this laughed their asses off so I can’t be mad at you, you gave them a story to tell for at least 3 months for any waitress that’s unfortunate enough to be within 5 feet of them
PeaOk5697
Sweetheart..
Palanki96
But mozzarella doesn’t have a lot of fat?
Anyway, just use the oven like normal people
Or just make your own pizza, it’s completely normal
inadizzle
Cottage cheese is misunderstood and under appreciated
Lopsided_Cupcake45
How was it?
Tim-E-Cop1211819
Noah! Get the boat!
SharkPicnic

spaceporter
I was going to say that this is the type of thinking that guarantees you won’t succeed in losing weight, but then I saw your comments about your gallbladder and having specific dietary constraints. I’m sorry for your medical condition, and I hope this was at least close enough to the real thing to satisfy your craving.
soulreaver1984
Cottage cheese is the devil
keii_aru_awesomu
Maybe strain the cheese thru a sieve and eat only the curds… then drunk the liquid in your milk for extra milk²
perforateline_
I wish I could accurately describe the absolute barfy feelings I’m experiencing right now. Your pizza might be the post on this sub to do me in.
FrankyFertilizer
Fucking gross
Phillycheesewake
Microwaved for health reasons is like saying I did heroin for my sobriety
26 Comments
This should be on the pizza crimes Reddit 😭
r/pizzacrimes .. this is mistreating a pizza .. a very serious offense
I generally avoid clichés but…who hurt you?
Why don’t you just not eat pizza
I mean… mozzarella is pretty low-fat. Not sure how strict you have to be, but I think it’s safe to allow. Maybe order with light cheese.
Why the self-loathing??? Why did you do this to yourself?
Fk’n asinine!
Make it stop
I’m not mad that you did this, just disappointed.
The guys making this laughed their asses off so I can’t be mad at you, you gave them a story to tell for at least 3 months for any waitress that’s unfortunate enough to be within 5 feet of them
Sweetheart..
But mozzarella doesn’t have a lot of fat?
Anyway, just use the oven like normal people
Or just make your own pizza, it’s completely normal
Cottage cheese is misunderstood and under appreciated
How was it?
Noah! Get the boat!

I was going to say that this is the type of thinking that guarantees you won’t succeed in losing weight, but then I saw your comments about your gallbladder and having specific dietary constraints. I’m sorry for your medical condition, and I hope this was at least close enough to the real thing to satisfy your craving.
Cottage cheese is the devil
Maybe strain the cheese thru a sieve and eat only the curds… then drunk the liquid in your milk for extra milk²
I wish I could accurately describe the absolute barfy feelings I’m experiencing right now. Your pizza might be the post on this sub to do me in.
Fucking gross
Microwaved for health reasons is like saying I did heroin for my sobriety
You do you, boo
Why low fat?
jail
Absolutely not.