If pizza penetration is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
GenitalPatton
They are talking about a business metric not intercourse with a pizza.
FractalGeometric356
If you go around dinnertime, they’ll have a rolling tiered cart full of whole boxed pizzas with someone walking it around the checkout area asking people if they want one.
(The two times I happened to be there when this was going on, I said no, because I already had too many groceries to carry, but I actually really like it because it means that I don’t have to wait in line and pay separately for the pizza.)
I believe that this note is referring to that practice.
CopperRadiance
American (pizza) Pie
afunkysongaday
Of course one does not just go straight to whole pizza penetration. First, you gently eat the pizza for a while.
8 Comments
You’re thinking of ‘Pizza Hole Penetration’
r/dontputthatinyourass
Sounds consensual, no reason to Pizza shame
If pizza penetration is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
They are talking about a business metric not intercourse with a pizza.
If you go around dinnertime, they’ll have a rolling tiered cart full of whole boxed pizzas with someone walking it around the checkout area asking people if they want one.
(The two times I happened to be there when this was going on, I said no, because I already had too many groceries to carry, but I actually really like it because it means that I don’t have to wait in line and pay separately for the pizza.)
I believe that this note is referring to that practice.
American (pizza) Pie
Of course one does not just go straight to whole pizza penetration. First, you gently eat the pizza for a while.