“Whole Pizza Penetration” is a crime!

by franklin_rutland

8 Comments

  1. PharaohAce

    You’re thinking of ‘Pizza Hole Penetration’

  2. turquoise_amethyst

    Sounds consensual, no reason to Pizza shame

  3. imyourrealdad8

    If pizza penetration is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

  4. GenitalPatton

    They are talking about a business metric not intercourse with a pizza.

  5. FractalGeometric356

    If you go around dinnertime, they’ll have a rolling tiered cart full of whole boxed pizzas with someone walking it around the checkout area asking people if they want one.

    (The two times I happened to be there when this was going on, I said no, because I already had too many groceries to carry, but I actually really like it because it means that I don’t have to wait in line and pay separately for the pizza.)

    I believe that this note is referring to that practice.

  6. afunkysongaday

    Of course one does not just go straight to whole pizza penetration. First, you gently eat the pizza for a while.

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