Joined this sub specifically for this story.
I received a call that we were suddenly having people over so I haphazardly put together this board. I thought it was so pretty considering the time crunch! Crackers were on the side, I was so proud of myself.
Until my husband mentioned the pepperoni looks like chocolate starfish. 😭😒😂
I swear he knows how to humble me in such creative ways lol.
by ohcarlaloo
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I dont think so! The board looks lovely and the pepperoni looks like a flower to me
People need to hear this when they’re misusing the word “charcuterie”.
Hey some people are into that
Weird way to flex
It really doesn’t tho
i think it looks like a rose!!! super yummy and vibrant ❤️
I hate it when people say rude stuff like that. I’m sorry.
If that’s what he thinks there might be something seriously wrong with his bum!
I saw a rose until i read “starfish”. Now i can’t unsee the butthole.
No it doesn’t. If he thinks that’s what buttholes look like then he or you should probably see a doctor
what kinda butthole looks like that?!?
You could tell him to take his comment and shove it up his chocolate starfish 😂
Looks nice 👍
It really doesn’t, he was just being rude. It looks great!
Looks like a rose to me! What’s wrong with his hole?!
i dont get it
That’s kinda hot
I wish anything I did haphazardly could look this good, lol
I’m sure he enjoyed it, starfish and all haha
You turned out beautifully with this board, it looks delicious, don’t feel bad!
It’s a rose. Clearly saw that as I looked at it
How did he see that? I literally do not. I would think rosebud before hole
TIL that expression 🤭
No, it doesn’t. He’s being a hater
Your husband might be obsessed with choloate starfishes
I love the amount of cheese you’ve put on this, it’s truly a charcuterie delight !