


The Force was strong in the kitchen today…
Feast your eyes on my fully armed and operational Sunday roast:
– Roast chicken (cooked to Jedi standards, moist, not chewy like a Tatooine sand rat)
– Yorkies that rose like a new hope
– Mash made with Maris Pipers and sweet potato (two tubers, one destiny)
– Roasted carrots & potatoes (turned more than Anakin)
– Broccoli (for balance in the Force)
– Purple cabbage, because even Sith Lords need veg
– Gravy brewed from pure chicken juices and Bisto… a blend Palpatine himself would approve of
I’ve been making these weekend roasts more regularly than the Empire changes uniforms, and I’m this close to making my own sausage stuffing.
Next week: rhubarb crumble. Because even rebels need dessert.
May the 4th be with you, always…
by theDudester1978
