$700 charcuterie board I made for my two cats this evening

by electr1cbubba

25 Comments

  1. Wrinkled-Major

    700?! I would only spend 500 tops, no cat nip, no sausages or yoghurt.. they deserve better.

  2. wrestlegirl

    I’d pay a thousand. While there may not be a carrot Jacuzzi, there are cats.

  3. Eeyores_Prozac

    What’s for dessert? Catnip and mouse entrails in aspic? They deserve the best.

  4. DingusMacLeod

    I hope you’re not feeding them ham. That’s really bad for cats. Their bodies can’t process that much salt.

  5. IceCubeDeathMachine

    Our cats get a bit of ham now and then. They hydrated af.

  6. MultiColoredMullet

    I’m ok with the chicken stairs but feel as though the board would be more accessible with a chicken ramp.

  7. YourAverageGod

    Two cats eat like a grown man. My 19lber wont even put down 2oz of wet food.

  8. Nothing2Special

    That’s gross

    Nasals even got dry somehow

  9. StellarJayZ

    They’re going to pick off that and stick to wine, then you’ll have 80% of it left and way past temp to save.

  10. strawberrymystic

    Not enough ramp, 0/10

    (You’ve got some spoiled cats! I hoped they enjoyed)

  11. ronweasleisourking

    Bro…needs a ramp and shitty execution for $700

  12. Woolybugger00

    Those hard treats are like crack to my tuxedo Churchill- He’ll bombass barrel to the crinkle of the bag and harass anyone within hearing range that the few dozen he’s had so far aren’t near enough… asshole… but he’s a soft furry purring asshole..

  13. I forgot about the original and was seriously trying to figure out what was on this plate.

  14. picklesrlyfe

    Can’t help but think of that poor starving cat that got in trouble for eating the red bean pastry thingy. What separate lives these cats live.

  15. MariachiDan

    Anyway, 60% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck.

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