*That* is an awesome day-brightener! Way to go Mom.
imgoingtolaughnow
Something’s telling me you didn’t take this photo
SharpSunnySkies
I also choose this guy’s mom.
brainfreez012
Thanks Mom. You’re the best. ❤️
NoNazisInMyAmerica
“I have a shell fish allergy”
Awkward-Kiwi452
Mamma Mia
say_whatcha_will
I hate to bring this up, but the tails for fs
Primary-Purpose1903
I agree. This is absolute horseshit, leaving the tails on is abusive. I’m sorry your day was ruined. /s of course.
Kingofqueenanne
“Golly mom, school sure did suck today.
Say could you make me restaurant-grade shrimp scampi linguini and then fuss it with finely chopped herbs and then pull dishware from our food styling photography studio located right next to the kitchen and then turn on the special photo studio lighting and then take a picture of it with a DSLR camera and then give me the SD card so that I may take the photo and then lightly edit it in Lightroom and then I can go add it to a subreddit whereupon I will dump this very authentic photo—but then describe literally nothing about the dish?
Oh sorry mom I’m not hungry anymore, I got busy. But thanks for going though all that effort!”
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*That* is an awesome day-brightener!
Way to go Mom.
Something’s telling me you didn’t take this photo
I also choose this guy’s mom.
Thanks Mom. You’re the best. ❤️
“I have a shell fish allergy”
Mamma Mia
I hate to bring this up, but the tails for fs
I agree. This is absolute horseshit, leaving the tails on is abusive. I’m sorry your day was ruined. /s of course.
“Golly mom, school sure did suck today.
Say could you make me restaurant-grade shrimp scampi linguini and then fuss it with finely chopped herbs and then pull dishware from our food styling photography studio located right next to the kitchen and then turn on the special photo studio lighting and then take a picture of it with a DSLR camera and then give me the SD card so that I may take the photo and then lightly edit it in Lightroom and then I can go add it to a subreddit whereupon I will dump this very authentic photo—but then describe literally nothing about the dish?
Oh sorry mom I’m not hungry anymore, I got busy. But thanks for going though all that effort!”
Bots have mothers?