Your brain did, your body wants nothing to do with that.
naijasglock
Read too fast and thought it said “wanted a teenage boy for lunch” anyways fix me a plate tysm 💓
monkeymetroid
I know it fits the theme but monster is terrible, especially for lunch
Matteracecall
Ide eat that
aesthetic-mess
looks good, pal
zombawombacomba
Wrong sub. Not a weird food, doesn’t look bad, probably tastes fine.
Temokor
Switch that monster for a beer, and good to go 🤷🏼♂️
kisspapaya
This was my breakfast before every college marching band game day because it wouldn’t fuck up my guts like the catered food would lmao
umcaraae9x3v
White monster, my lovely monster 😈
gremlinsbuttcrack
Some kyle out there went “hell yeah” when he saw this post though
SFDessert
Naw mate, I’ve done this plenty of times. It’s kinda my “I was working late and gotta work early and I’d prefer to get an extra 30 minutes of sleep in the morning than make breakfast” kinda thing. Just throw a frozen mac&cheese in the microwave while I’m getting dressed and/or cleaning up and scarf it down before heading out the door.
Although I pretty much exclusively drink Celsius energy drinks nowadays. I hate the taste of the classic ones like Monster or Red Bull now.
dangerrnoodle
It’s the Monster. This would have been a masterpiece with a big glass of chocolate milk.
MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6
Acrobatic_Ad_2992
As a grown adult, that looks fantastic
Themightytoro
Looks like stoner food but also looks incredible
ThePsychoKnot
r/pointlesslygendered
Sharktooth134
I don’t think this is what your body was asking for if you often eat like this. 😭
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Does this belong here 🤔
Your brain did, your body wants nothing to do with that.
Read too fast and thought it said “wanted a teenage boy for lunch” anyways fix me a plate tysm 💓
I know it fits the theme but monster is terrible, especially for lunch
Ide eat that
looks good, pal
Wrong sub. Not a weird food, doesn’t look bad, probably tastes fine.
Switch that monster for a beer, and good to go 🤷🏼♂️
This was my breakfast before every college marching band game day because it wouldn’t fuck up my guts like the catered food would lmao
White monster, my lovely monster 😈
Some kyle out there went “hell yeah” when he saw this post though
Naw mate, I’ve done this plenty of times. It’s kinda my “I was working late and gotta work early and I’d prefer to get an extra 30 minutes of sleep in the morning than make breakfast” kinda thing. Just throw a frozen mac&cheese in the microwave while I’m getting dressed and/or cleaning up and scarf it down before heading out the door.
Although I pretty much exclusively drink Celsius energy drinks nowadays. I hate the taste of the classic ones like Monster or Red Bull now.
It’s the Monster. This would have been a masterpiece with a big glass of chocolate milk.
As a grown adult, that looks fantastic
Looks like stoner food but also looks incredible
r/pointlesslygendered
I don’t think this is what your body was asking for if you often eat like this. 😭