We’re a pretty forgiving people, but this is a capital offence. *Prepare the boiling maple syrup!!*
Gloomy-Restaurant-42
Personally, I have found that it turns out better when you cook the fries before eating the poutine.
bibbybrinkles
not one thing is cooked in that bowl
maxru85
Homemade Putin
agentfortyfour
Honestly I know it’s not good poutine, but even the worst poutine is edible and I will never downvote it!
DasHexxchen
Yeah, I am not Canadian and I think this is a crime against Canada. (Edit: Without ever having seen the title oh my god!)
timbitttts
Thanks I hate this
BuddyVanDoodler
My night is ruined
KittenPurrs
r/poutinecrimes
glxwy
i thought that was pasta lol
VisionAri_VA
I’m not even Canadian but I know that everything about this is very wrong. 🤢
Ok_Permit_3593
WHAT.THE.FUCK…
im from Quebec, great land of poutine and this is, at least, death by beheading
Glittering-Draw-6223
looks like it needs poutine in the trash.
thisisnotme78721
the fries are pupating
severedeggplant
At least fully cook the frozen fries you psychopath
squirrel-lee-fan
More like lazy pirogi
GhettoSauce
Score: – 2/3 (Fail) (see notes*)
– crinkle cut isn’t acceptable for poutine – no goopy brown sauce – shredded cheese is for emergency use only if you cannot procure the required cheese curds
*fries should be cooked through, – 1 point *poutine is a regional dish; implying that all of the giant country of Canada would be offended by this is impolite – 1 point
No fun rainbow or pumpkin stickers for you.
Regards,
– an average Québec resident
the_algorithm888
Low-Personality7311
i’ve never seen fries resemble pasta noodles before😵💫
littlecookieangel
*screams in horrified Canadian*
Confident-Dot9443
im going to find you create a hole new canadine warcrime just for you
Oioifrollix
Tarbanak!
butts_
I thought that was fusilli noodles
HeadOfSpectre
Send the Geese
remzordinaire
Voyons criss fais pas ça.
Bman4k1
Cheesy string, gravy flavour water, and boiled fries.
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We’re a pretty forgiving people, but this is a capital offence. *Prepare the boiling maple syrup!!*
Personally, I have found that it turns out better when you cook the fries before eating the poutine.
not one thing is cooked in that bowl
Homemade Putin
Honestly I know it’s not good poutine, but even the worst poutine is edible and I will never downvote it!
Yeah, I am not Canadian and I think this is a crime against Canada. (Edit: Without ever having seen the title oh my god!)
Thanks I hate this
My night is ruined
r/poutinecrimes
i thought that was pasta lol
I’m not even Canadian but I know that everything about this is very wrong. 🤢
WHAT.THE.FUCK…
im from Quebec, great land of poutine and this is, at least, death by beheading
looks like it needs poutine in the trash.
the fries are pupating
At least fully cook the frozen fries you psychopath
More like lazy pirogi
Score: – 2/3 (Fail) (see notes*)
– crinkle cut isn’t acceptable for poutine
– no goopy brown sauce
– shredded cheese is for emergency use only if you cannot procure the required cheese curds
*fries should be cooked through, – 1 point
*poutine is a regional dish; implying that all of the giant country of Canada would be offended by this is impolite – 1 point
No fun rainbow or pumpkin stickers for you.
Regards,
– an average Québec resident
i’ve never seen fries resemble pasta noodles before😵💫
*screams in horrified Canadian*
im going to find you create a hole new canadine warcrime just for you
Tarbanak!
I thought that was fusilli noodles
Send the Geese
Voyons criss fais pas ça.
Cheesy string, gravy flavour water, and boiled fries.
This poutine lover is upset at this monstrosity