Not sure if this is a crime, because it doesn’t look like pizza to me
Not sure if this is a crime, because it doesn’t look like pizza to me
by ASecularBuddhist
18 Comments
Anti-Stan
It’s a crime to call that a pizza.
Deep_Caregiver_1475
oh yeah thats a crime
q2grapple
Looks more like flatbread
doctorsax14
Weird tomatoes and basil? Sign me up
Cool-Newspaper6789
A gentle wind could blow those toppings off. Why are the tomatoes just halves
imperialTiefling
Innocent. Nonna’s rolling in her grave that you youngins won’t eat a margheritta
Wizdom_108
The description sounds delicious to me.
LogicalHoney4689
If it took six months, I wouldn’t even be hungry anymore by the time it was ready.
UnNumbFool
They say it’s actually a flatbread in the body of their post, but the title says pizza so I’m conflicted.
I vote citation with a heavy warning to never do it again
crumpledfilth
The question of what constitutes pizza is an interesting one. But I would argue that it needs bread, cheese, and tomato (usually in a sauce) in order to be called it. Early european bread & cheese & olive flatbreads are not pizza, and early american tomato and corn flatbreads are not pizza. It is fundamentally an intercontinental fusion food. One can stretch the definition quite a bit though, like I would say pizza that replaces the sauce with pesto or white sauce is still pizza. This is almost pizza, it’s got the bread, and using tomatoes instead of tomato sauce is an odd decision, but a borderline acceptable one. But theres not any cheese on there is there? Without cheese and with replacing the sauce with fresh tomato, I think this moves itself just barely outside the range of what can be called pizza
Prestigious-File-993
The Italian Embassy would like a word.
TimpanogosSlim
this is flatbread with vegetables on it.
Some people will tell you that people in what is now india were making dosas with stuff on ’em 2000 years ago and that means they invented pizza, which i guess means any starch with anything else on top of it is pizza?
stacity
No!
Maleficent-Repeat-13
That is not a pizza so no crimes against pizza was made. I rest my case, your honor.
caffeinewizz
Looks kinda like pinsa
Lopsided_Marzipan133
I thought those were figs. Either way I audibly said “ew”
I’d fuck that up in my tummy, call it whatever you want. INNOCENT!
ChocoBro92
That’s not a pizza, it’s like when vegans have “taco night” but it’s a bunch of burnt lentils instead of meat. Sure it has some of the ingredients but not in a way to call itself officially it.
18 Comments
It’s a crime to call that a pizza.
oh yeah thats a crime
Looks more like flatbread
Weird tomatoes and basil? Sign me up
A gentle wind could blow those toppings off. Why are the tomatoes just halves
Innocent. Nonna’s rolling in her grave that you youngins won’t eat a margheritta
The description sounds delicious to me.
If it took six months, I wouldn’t even be hungry anymore by the time it was ready.
They say it’s actually a flatbread in the body of their post, but the title says pizza so I’m conflicted.
I vote citation with a heavy warning to never do it again
The question of what constitutes pizza is an interesting one. But I would argue that it needs bread, cheese, and tomato (usually in a sauce) in order to be called it. Early european bread & cheese & olive flatbreads are not pizza, and early american tomato and corn flatbreads are not pizza. It is fundamentally an intercontinental fusion food. One can stretch the definition quite a bit though, like I would say pizza that replaces the sauce with pesto or white sauce is still pizza. This is almost pizza, it’s got the bread, and using tomatoes instead of tomato sauce is an odd decision, but a borderline acceptable one. But theres not any cheese on there is there? Without cheese and with replacing the sauce with fresh tomato, I think this moves itself just barely outside the range of what can be called pizza
The Italian Embassy would like a word.
this is flatbread with vegetables on it.
Some people will tell you that people in what is now india were making dosas with stuff on ’em 2000 years ago and that means they invented pizza, which i guess means any starch with anything else on top of it is pizza?
No!
That is not a pizza so no crimes against pizza was made. I rest my case, your honor.
Looks kinda like pinsa
I thought those were figs. Either way I audibly said “ew”
https://preview.redd.it/eadrjbfzhf6f1.jpeg?width=1481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2597687db6cb754cf0c7ed33c3067f60885371
I’d fuck that up in my tummy, call it whatever you want. INNOCENT!
That’s not a pizza, it’s like when vegans have “taco night” but it’s a bunch of burnt lentils instead of meat. Sure it has some of the ingredients but not in a way to call itself officially it.