Breakfast of champions: Twenty frozen chicken nuggets with a glass of red wine. Dessert was chain smoking five cigarettes

33 Comments

1. 

   Flaky-Custard3084 10 months ago

   It’s a vibe, been there lol

2. 

   lia-delrey 10 months ago

   Mother of god

3. 

   lowvolumee 10 months ago

   Fine dining.

4. 

   FivebyFive 10 months ago

   You doing alright? 

5. 

   Bonnietofen 10 months ago

   No sauce?

6. 

   Capt_Gremerica 10 months ago

   You gotta balance this out with tator tots and/or smiley fries

7. 

   Andrewbie 10 months ago

   Throw in a benedryl for the vitamins.

8. 

   Slow_Possession_1454 10 months ago

   Eating them frozen is an interesting choice…

9. 

   mrhemisphere 10 months ago

   two scotches and a qualuude away from writing the next fear and loathing

10. 

    bellystraw 10 months ago

    Please, at least dip the nuggets in ketchup or something

11. 

    buzzunda 10 months ago

    You didn’t at least thaw them?

12. 

    sop_ha 10 months ago

    Hell yeah brother 😎

13. 

    peppermintmeow 10 months ago

    Just like Ma used to make

14. 

    oldpaintunderthenew 10 months ago

    Would smash

15. 

    GhostOfYourLibido 10 months ago

    You just like me fr

16. 

    MelkorSulimo 10 months ago

    I mean, i respect the nuggets, but wine? don’t you have coke? 😀

17. 

    Worldly_Sherbert_750 10 months ago

    French children be like

18. 

    dboy120 10 months ago

    lunch is usually something cool like a cigarette and 2, 3 bottles of red wine

19. 

    ratedgeesuperstar 10 months ago

    Is this redneck Coc au vin?

20. 

    gulaschmulasch 10 months ago

    Are you ok?

21. 

    abbassav 10 months ago

    Although i dont consume alcohol or smoke, this somehow feels really relatable

22. 

    a_spicy_meata_balla 10 months ago

    lmao this is wonderful. I’d be all in, except for the cigs since I quit (damn lungs ruin all my fun)

23. 

    JohnFresh669 10 months ago

    This is brilliant, only deep thinkers with a high iq understand this

24. 

    FKAMimikyu 10 months ago

    You single?😏

25. 

    AstronomerAvailable5 10 months ago

    British-French fusion; a culinary channel tunnel

26. 

    StupendusDeliris 10 months ago

    Boy dinner

27. 

    the_sauviette_onion 10 months ago

    I don’t eat breakfast (unless a coffee counts) but this looks like a banging supper

28. 

    MightyFrex 10 months ago

    Solid chuckle. I mostly enjoy your lack of shame. Bone apple tea, mang!

29. 

    VatoCornichone 10 months ago

    How did you get into my house.

30. 

    ryguythepieguy 10 months ago

    So, what restaurant do you work at?

31. 

    top_of_the_scrote 10 months ago

    Need fiber, I’m sitting here right now trying to give birth, gonna be late for work damn it hurts

    I eat salads on weekdays so must be the beer that got me

32. 

    Conscious_Play9554 10 months ago

    4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill

    4:15 cocaine

    4:16 orange juice, Dunhill

    4:30 cocaine

    4:54 cocaine

    5:05 chicken nuggets, wine, Dunhill

    5:11 coffee, Dunhills

    5:30 more ice in the Chivas

    5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.

    6:00 grass to take the edge off the day

33. 

    McLazie 10 months ago

    this is the way