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Breakfast of champions: Twenty frozen chicken nuggets with a glass of red wine. Dessert was chain smoking five cigarettes
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Breakfast of champions: Twenty frozen chicken nuggets with a glass of red wine. Dessert was chain smoking five cigarettes


Breakfast of champions: Twenty frozen chicken nuggets with a glass of red wine. Dessert was chain smoking five cigarettes

by Adjective_Noun-420

33 Comments

  6. Capt_Gremerica

    You gotta balance this out with tator tots and/or smiley fries

  8. Slow_Possession_1454

    Eating them frozen is an interesting choice…

  9. mrhemisphere

    two scotches and a qualuude away from writing the next fear and loathing

  10. bellystraw

    Please, at least dip the nuggets in ketchup or something

  16. MelkorSulimo

    I mean, i respect the nuggets, but wine? don’t you have coke? 😀

  18. dboy120

    lunch is usually something cool like a cigarette and 2, 3 bottles of red wine

  21. abbassav

    Although i dont consume alcohol or smoke, this somehow feels really relatable

  22. a_spicy_meata_balla

    lmao this is wonderful. I’d be all in, except for the cigs since I quit (damn lungs ruin all my fun)

  23. JohnFresh669

    This is brilliant, only deep thinkers with a high iq understand this

  25. AstronomerAvailable5

    British-French fusion; a culinary channel tunnel

  27. the_sauviette_onion

    I don’t eat breakfast (unless a coffee counts) but this looks like a banging supper

  28. MightyFrex

    Solid chuckle. I mostly enjoy your lack of shame. Bone apple tea, mang!

  31. top_of_the_scrote

    Need fiber, I’m sitting here right now trying to give birth, gonna be late for work damn it hurts

    I eat salads on weekdays so must be the beer that got me

  32. Conscious_Play9554

    4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill

    4:15 cocaine

    4:16 orange juice, Dunhill

    4:30 cocaine

    4:54 cocaine

    5:05 chicken nuggets, wine, Dunhill

    5:11 coffee, Dunhills

    5:30 more ice in the Chivas

    5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.

    6:00 grass to take the edge off the day

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