These are my mom’s eggs. This home is a prison and death is a key
These are my mom’s eggs. This home is a prison and death is a key
by Stellaeono
30 Comments
majic_cloud
Wtf is that?🤢 Is that water?
CorruptDictator
I need a description of what horrors I am witnessing.
Diligent_Sound_5383
looks like not lol “perfectly” made poached eggs ? nothing wrong with it in general
LustfulDemon999
Is…is that *WATER*..?
green49285
Yo she learn to cook in a British prison???
Tadasho
I like this sub because sometimes I don’t feel so bad about my cooking. Also, wth is the idea behind a half fried half poached sweet egg?
Karma7622
They are poached… incorrectly! But they will still taste good!
hanhanbanan
As a shitty food law advocate, I’m gonna advise you to put your mom under citizen’s arrest. Loudly announce her crime when you do it so no bystanders try to intervene.
Open_Youth7092
Poailed
JohnFresh669
I kind of feel sick
FrananaBanana452
It looks grim, but it’s legit. My eggs come out perfect every time I poach them in shallow water, and using a frying pan can make that easier 🤷. Her adding sugar, though? Absolutely not lol
GeorgeBushDidIt
Title goes hard
PJRama1864
I mean, poached eggs are pretty good…that is what I’m looking at, right?
PemaleBacon
How do you like your eggs? “Drowned”
dr_strange-love
Question: are they served in the water?
ccReptilelord
This pick is a bit horrifying, but the idea is perfectly fine, except the sugar. I don’t know what that’s about.
REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum
Welcome home son 🫂, we will adopt you 🤗
SkulkScrew

Azrioael
My condolences dude 😭
Saturnsmooch
I don’t believe this is gonna be a soup, this has to just be badly poached eggs, imma need an update pic pls
Perfect_Rain8612
Can you tell your mother this is NOT how to make egg drop soup?
-Ailynn-
FRESHLY CRACKED **BOILT AIGS**
thatkilliankid
I thought she was water boarding the eggs.
unclejoe1917
Where is your mom from that she learned to do this?
Ponybaby34
Eggs boiled in sugar water served as a soup? That’s the whole dish? Sweet boiled egg water? What
NetworkStar
This looks like a death grips album cover
BiscuitsLostPassword
Are you sure she’s not making shaksuka but backwards?
Tell us about this alleged “soup”, your mom is up to something!
rom439
How do people fuck up the fundamentals so bad? What test tube environment creates this shit?
DenikaMae
You see her poachin’
You Hatin’
You hoping
that she gone’ stop at warm and jammy.
b5wolf
Oh no. That’s what the pan looks like *after* you’ve made eggs and are now soaking the pan.
30 Comments
Wtf is that?🤢 Is that water?
I need a description of what horrors I am witnessing.
looks like not lol “perfectly” made poached eggs ? nothing wrong with it in general
Is…is that *WATER*..?
Yo she learn to cook in a British prison???
I like this sub because sometimes I don’t feel so bad about my cooking. Also, wth is the idea behind a half fried half poached sweet egg?
They are poached… incorrectly! But they will still taste good!
As a shitty food law advocate, I’m gonna advise you to put your mom under citizen’s arrest. Loudly announce her crime when you do it so no bystanders try to intervene.
Poailed
I kind of feel sick
It looks grim, but it’s legit. My eggs come out perfect every time I poach them in shallow water, and using a frying pan can make that easier 🤷. Her adding sugar, though? Absolutely not lol
Title goes hard
I mean, poached eggs are pretty good…that is what I’m looking at, right?
How do you like your eggs? “Drowned”
Question: are they served in the water?
This pick is a bit horrifying, but the idea is perfectly fine, except the sugar. I don’t know what that’s about.
Welcome home son 🫂, we will adopt you 🤗

My condolences dude 😭
I don’t believe this is gonna be a soup, this has to just be badly poached eggs, imma need an update pic pls
Can you tell your mother this is NOT how to make egg drop soup?
FRESHLY CRACKED **BOILT AIGS**
I thought she was water boarding the eggs.
Where is your mom from that she learned to do this?
Eggs boiled in sugar water served as a soup? That’s the whole dish? Sweet boiled egg water? What
This looks like a death grips album cover
Are you sure she’s not making shaksuka but backwards?
Tell us about this alleged “soup”, your mom is up to something!
How do people fuck up the fundamentals so bad? What test tube environment creates this shit?
You see her poachin’
You Hatin’
You hoping
that she gone’ stop at warm and jammy.
Oh no. That’s what the pan looks like *after* you’ve made eggs and are now soaking the pan.