shittyfoodporn didn’t enjoy the fact that I eat them doggies raw, but for me they’re the ultimate drunken treat
shittyfoodporn didn’t enjoy the fact that I eat them doggies raw, but for me they’re the ultimate drunken treat
by anonimoadjetivo
33 Comments
doesntplaydestiny
All I have to say is. What?
Jonny_Disco
Did you even microwave those? Or did you just throw cold dogs on that bread?
chip_pip
JAIL!
BigBoyGoldenTicket
I get it, it’s pre-cooked so it’s pretty much like eating a cold sausage. Seems good.
WellWtf91
Wrong sub, nothing was cooked
metalbassist6666
Y’all need to calm down. Hot dogs are just tube bologna. Ever had a slice of Oscar Meyer? Tastes exactly like a cold hot dog.
This is basically just an oddly shaped bologna sammich, and looks decent to me. I’d smash em after a smoke or a few drinks.
LazyOldCat
Got that extra greasy mouthfeel that really drives home the fact that you’re just eating a tube of fat.😆
thirdeyecactus
If you looked up “Raw Dogging It” in the dictionary, this would definitely be included!
boredlady819
lol you are a villain and i love it
RealBobandy
Hideous
biffbot13
Fucking greasy. Love it.
ApprehensiveLlama69
Oh hell nah. Happy for you tho.
Honestbabe2021
My god man
GuavaOdd1975
While I don’t approve of this from a culinary standpoint, if you were drunk, needed something in your stomach, and were afraid you’d pass out before the dogs got heated, then I understand. One of my best friends came home drunk, started some hotdogs in a pan of water, and woke up to firemen in masks busting down his kitchen door. The smoke alarm attached to his security alarm alerted them.
DaniK094
It’s incredibly rare that I have a visceral reaction to a food photo on here, but this one got me. Something about the cold, Pepto Bismol-esque hot dogs is so fucking repulsive. 🤮
PlayfulChoice1064
Mad man. You will do well in the apocalypse 🫶
bellaBug_69
Nothing better than a cold dog on white with a splash of mustard.! My fave!
ampocalypse
Cooked = hotdog. Uncooked = Bologna
I see nothing wrong here.
anti_arctica
Okay but why is the tip ripped off
Pittsnogled
Dafuq
Slowmexicano
No cooking involved
spacesaucesloth
who hurt you, buddy?
DrumpfTinyHands
Cooking them kills any listeria. I would at least nuke them, but you do you.
WhiteTrashInNewShoes
I understand
ramblingpariah
I can imagine being so drunk it was hard to work the microwave. I cannot imagine being so drunk that cold, raw hot dog tastes good.
ProfessorPihkal
Hot dogs are fully cooked before being packaged.
walking-with-spiders
i thought it was just me omg!!!! sometimes they just taste better cold. i used to eat them like that a lot as a kid and my family looked at me like i was crazy lol
Eastern-Cucumber-376
Wizzies
BidenFedayeen
JAIL
Lazarus89
Actually technically not raw. Hot dogs are fully cooked when you buy them, you just heat/burn them 😉
33 Comments
All I have to say is. What?
Did you even microwave those? Or did you just throw cold dogs on that bread?
JAIL!
I get it, it’s pre-cooked so it’s pretty much like eating a cold sausage. Seems good.
Wrong sub, nothing was cooked
Y’all need to calm down. Hot dogs are just tube bologna. Ever had a slice of Oscar Meyer? Tastes exactly like a cold hot dog.
This is basically just an oddly shaped bologna sammich, and looks decent to me. I’d smash em after a smoke or a few drinks.
Got that extra greasy mouthfeel that really drives home the fact that you’re just eating a tube of fat.😆
If you looked up “Raw Dogging It” in the dictionary, this would definitely be included!
lol you are a villain and i love it
Hideous
Fucking greasy. Love it.
Oh hell nah. Happy for you tho.
My god man
While I don’t approve of this from a culinary standpoint, if you were drunk, needed something in your stomach, and were afraid you’d pass out before the dogs got heated, then I understand. One of my best friends came home drunk, started some hotdogs in a pan of water, and woke up to firemen in masks busting down his kitchen door. The smoke alarm attached to his security alarm alerted them.
It’s incredibly rare that I have a visceral reaction to a food photo on here, but this one got me. Something about the cold, Pepto Bismol-esque hot dogs is so fucking repulsive. 🤮
Mad man. You will do well in the apocalypse 🫶
Nothing better than a cold dog on white with a splash of mustard.! My fave!
Cooked = hotdog.
Uncooked = Bologna
I see nothing wrong here.
Okay but why is the tip ripped off
Dafuq
No cooking involved
who hurt you, buddy?
Cooking them kills any listeria. I would at least nuke them, but you do you.
I understand
I can imagine being so drunk it was hard to work the microwave. I cannot imagine being so drunk that cold, raw hot dog tastes good.
Hot dogs are fully cooked before being packaged.
i thought it was just me omg!!!! sometimes they just taste better cold. i used to eat them like that a lot as a kid and my family looked at me like i was crazy lol
Wizzies
JAIL
Actually technically not raw. Hot dogs are fully cooked when you buy them, you just heat/burn them 😉
What the fuck dude?
post this to r/hotdogs right now
mmm. hotdog nigiri