Honestly. This might be the one order I say “yea fuck it just cancel”
Delicious_Shallot915
I just saw it’s a tiktok trend to record jersey mike’s employees while the customer asks for “mike’s way” but in an overly sexual way. almost makes me wonder if the trend has taken an even more annoying direction but also wouldn’t be surprised if a customer’s simply being this ridiculous.
wemustburncarthage
I roasted a chef here for not liking a customization from a customer, but in this case you should find out who this customer owes money to and call them in to collect.
JumpLiftRepeat
There is no way this person will be happy in the end. This is a guaranteed complaint.
Also don’t forget the fucking napkins stupid!
ChefMoToronto
Ya know…they started off okay. Change the meat AND chesse. sure. You’re losing me at the bun preference. Now your telling me how to do my job. Now you want MORE take-out containers. AND DON’T FORGET THE NAPKINS!!! And not a single please or thank you throughout the whole fucking thing!!! Fuck all the way back to hell you entitled swine.
kittenshart85
no, i cannot, and fuck you.
SgtNeilDiamond
The wheat bottom and rosemary top is killing me, this person is a doofus
ZestycloseProject130
When the weed and the OCD just can’t be in the same room with each other.
shampaln
i get that people want to be polite but i get so irritated by the questions as modifications lol
jzilla11
This behavior is what needs protesting
Rumpledirtskin
Also, also, also
lilfroggyguy
Lol, was this online? There should always be a buffer between chefs and the guests, a translator perhaps.
ApatheticPopoto
this physically hurt to read
jB_real
Sounds like this guy would rather eat at home
Blazed-n-Dazed
Orders a number 9, yea can you make that a no. 8 I would’ve stopped reading right there. Also gotta charge them for a full bread if they’re gonna mix breads.
puppycatisselfish
This is clearly a poem
Littlegreenman42
Did you remember the napkins?
Mediocre-Special-954
One time when I was young and hot headed I got into with a chef about cutting a burger in half for a couple.
freezkneez
Also
iamnotinhawaii
As a small mom and pop place we will never do online ordering for exactly this shit.
ChefCiege
No, this is terrorism. People not understanding the system Does not make them exempt to it. Make it the way the hard ticket prints; and tell them we can accommodate special request and we can only complete sandwiches built using the preset options. Full charge, deny refund!
callmeterr0rish
At this point, just make your own sandwich.
Taco_B
Just make the damn sandwich at home at that point, christ.
Also, I the bread is fucking crazy
shantyburg
Is this even a sandwich order? All I see is a bunch of words. Many of them are not correctly capitalized, and there is disproportionately frequent use of the word “also.”
mark-suckaburger
And then??
nanapancakethusiast
Online ordering has completely taken the shame out of ordering shit like this
lecter_lover
I woulda forgot the napkins on purpose
kattrup
Those napkins tho
sdforbda
Cranjis ass order. So Impractical. What a Joker.
allmixedup5813
This has been posted before.
cataclyzzmic
Make your own food! Ffs. The level of stupid when it comes to ordering food is astounding.
fishfishbirdbirdcat
Put the napkins between the provolone and the ham. 😝
Arbitratur
Ode to Impractical Jokers? With the name Cranjis on there lol. Cranjis McBasketball.
gussyhomedog
No.
usernameiswhocares
It all makes sense now. It’s THESE fuckers that make stores say “this store has chosen not to take special requests”, which is why I HAD to get coleslaw as a side tonight with no substitutions.
Eff this guy.
phish_sucks
aliara
My jersey Mike’s literally wouldn’t honor my request of “toasted bread, cold cheese” lmao
41 Comments
*Your order has been cancelled*
My reply: No
Honestly. This might be the one order I say “yea fuck it just cancel”
I just saw it’s a tiktok trend to record jersey mike’s employees while the customer asks for “mike’s way” but in an overly sexual way. almost makes me wonder if the trend has taken an even more annoying direction but also wouldn’t be surprised if a customer’s simply being this ridiculous.
I roasted a chef here for not liking a customization from a customer, but in this case you should find out who this customer owes money to and call them in to collect.
There is no way this person will be happy in the end. This is a guaranteed complaint.
Also don’t forget the fucking napkins stupid!
Ya know…they started off okay. Change the meat AND chesse. sure. You’re losing me at the bun preference. Now your telling me how to do my job. Now you want MORE take-out containers. AND DON’T FORGET THE NAPKINS!!! And not a single please or thank you throughout the whole fucking thing!!! Fuck all the way back to hell you entitled swine.
no, i cannot, and fuck you.
The wheat bottom and rosemary top is killing me, this person is a doofus
When the weed and the OCD just can’t be in the same room with each other.
i get that people want to be polite but i get so irritated by the questions as modifications lol
This behavior is what needs protesting
Also, also, also
Lol, was this online? There should always be a buffer between chefs and the guests, a translator perhaps.
this physically hurt to read
Sounds like this guy would rather eat at home
Orders a number 9, yea can you make that a no. 8 I would’ve stopped reading right there. Also gotta charge them for a full bread if they’re gonna mix breads.
This is clearly a poem
Did you remember the napkins?
One time when I was young and hot headed I got into with a chef about cutting a burger in half for a couple.
Also
As a small mom and pop place we will never do online ordering for exactly this shit.
No, this is terrorism. People not understanding the system
Does not make them exempt to it. Make it the way the hard ticket prints; and tell them we can accommodate special request and we can only complete sandwiches built using the preset options. Full charge, deny refund!
At this point, just make your own sandwich.
Just make the damn sandwich at home at that point, christ.
Also, I the bread is fucking crazy
Is this even a sandwich order? All I see is a bunch of words. Many of them are not correctly capitalized, and there is disproportionately frequent use of the word “also.”
And then??
Online ordering has completely taken the shame out of ordering shit like this
I woulda forgot the napkins on purpose
Those napkins tho
Cranjis ass order. So Impractical. What a Joker.
This has been posted before.
Make your own food! Ffs. The level of stupid when it comes to ordering food is astounding.
Put the napkins between the provolone and the ham. 😝
Ode to Impractical Jokers? With the name Cranjis on there lol. Cranjis McBasketball.
No.
It all makes sense now. It’s THESE fuckers that make stores say “this store has chosen not to take special requests”, which is why I HAD to get coleslaw as a side tonight with no substitutions.
Eff this guy.
My jersey Mike’s literally wouldn’t honor my request of “toasted bread, cold cheese” lmao
ALSO COULD YOU
*SAY ALSO ONE MORE TIME*🔫