I will die on this hill: sushi made this way is stupid. Yes this includes things like sushi burritos.
Part of the appeal of sushi is to be delicious bite-sized morsels, and this completely defeats that.
superluig164
NGL I’d demolish this
Reiketsu_Nariseba
They made a sushi cake
Rubiks_Click874
japanese food is so classy i’ll pay money for chunks of raw mackerel with the skin on
_CaptainKaladin_
I’d eat it
Ok-Fondant2536
If it’s cut thinner with some sauce and ginger on it, I can see that working on a singular plate. For a single person that role is way too much, but for a restaurant dish it’s fine. It’s more work than it needs, since normal sushi is sufficient enough.
I would offer that as sushi cake and the soy sauce could be creamy like balsamico can be.
Kitchen-Wish5994
Great! Now, deep fry it and dump a liter of cheese on it.
BillyMotherboard
wtf is the point of rolling it up if ur just gonna cut it into eighths
MongerNoLonger
Stupid af
texturedboi
iknow its stupid food but all i can think is that knife is so dull
T0mBd1gg3R
Susususususususushi
orbitalgoo
ASMR bait.
wulfryke
Seems like the worst eating experience ever. just make a poké bowl at this point. At the very least i do hope someone fully ate that monstrosity. I cant help but think with these XL food videos that most of it just ends in the bin
augelpal
Oh whatever, get in mah belly! 🤤
Fr05t_B1t
“I heard you Americans love pie”
Ur_a_adjective_noun
Nah, that’s fish cake.
pravusmajor
Disgusting
Atvishees
r/stupidfoodbutgimme
VerdeTourmaline
I don’t even eat sushi, but seeing one circle piece being cut into ANOTHER piece is a CRIME.
rviVal1
Go ahead and pour some ketchup, why the fuck not at this point.
spookydonkey513
r/toriko vibes
BernieTheDachshund
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
Bliindmaiiden
Is that a normal size in the US?
Putrid-Builder-3333
Not stupid food. Just gratuitous food.
Pernicious_Possum
All depends on the context. I can only imagine this was done as a promotional stunt, highlighting their chefs’ skills. I have no doubt this was hard af to do and have it look so good. If that’s the case, I’m here for it, and think it’s pretty cool
Pandabumone
r/ForTheGram
amusebooch
I would’ve been down for this if they didn’t cut the pieces so thick. It’s the length of an entire cucumber stick. But slicing through it again at the end ruined the structural integrity and now you have loose chunks of ingredients falling out. There’s just no good way to eat this
Late-Elderberry6761
Shameful waste. I hope someone ate that. Way too much rice for me.
I doubt you’d really get a proper taster or bite. Sushi is nice cause its bite sized and then you move on to the next piece. This is ass.
Fickle_Sherbert1453
Raw fish sushi is already stupid and bland and terrible. Turning it into this is so much worse.
poop_monster35
They spent so much time asking if they could but forgot to ask themselves if they should.
Boomtown626
Video fails without chopsticks
shoeperson
What’s this song from?? Can’t place it
MoleLocus
POV: you asked for a sushi roll in Uzumaki
Whirlwind3
Seen these done, before but those where many smaller ones made into one large one. But this actually is one large roll. I’d order a slice as takeaway.
Vincemillion07
Im afraid of america
WrongJohnSilver
I was waiting for Broccoli Boy to enthusiastically munch on that roll, but oh well.
Romesus
Is it stupid? Yes. Would I eat it anyway? Also yes.
Downtown-Piece3669
Anyone got a serving size? Im watching calories.
tuigger
r/sushiabomination
Stenthal
Ugh. I had an irresponsible amount of mediocre sushi for dinner last night, and this is the last thing I wanted to see right now. So it’s a good post for this sub, but still. Ugh.
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I will die on this hill: sushi made this way is stupid. Yes this includes things like sushi burritos.
Part of the appeal of sushi is to be delicious bite-sized morsels, and this completely defeats that.
NGL I’d demolish this
They made a sushi cake
japanese food is so classy i’ll pay money for chunks of raw mackerel with the skin on
I’d eat it
If it’s cut thinner with some sauce and ginger on it, I can see that working on a singular plate. For a single person that role is way too much, but for a restaurant dish it’s fine. It’s more work than it needs, since normal sushi is sufficient enough.
I would offer that as sushi cake and the soy sauce could be creamy like balsamico can be.
Great! Now, deep fry it and dump a liter of cheese on it.
wtf is the point of rolling it up if ur just gonna cut it into eighths
Stupid af
iknow its stupid food but all i can think is that knife is so dull
Susususususususushi
ASMR bait.
Seems like the worst eating experience ever. just make a poké bowl at this point. At the very least i do hope someone fully ate that monstrosity. I cant help but think with these XL food videos that most of it just ends in the bin
Oh whatever, get in mah belly! 🤤
“I heard you Americans love pie”
Nah, that’s fish cake.
Disgusting
r/stupidfoodbutgimme
I don’t even eat sushi, but seeing one circle piece being cut into ANOTHER piece is a CRIME.
Go ahead and pour some ketchup, why the fuck not at this point.
r/toriko vibes
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
Is that a normal size in the US?
Not stupid food. Just gratuitous food.
All depends on the context. I can only imagine this was done as a promotional stunt, highlighting their chefs’ skills. I have no doubt this was hard af to do and have it look so good. If that’s the case, I’m here for it, and think it’s pretty cool
r/ForTheGram
I would’ve been down for this if they didn’t cut the pieces so thick. It’s the length of an entire cucumber stick. But slicing through it again at the end ruined the structural integrity and now you have loose chunks of ingredients falling out. There’s just no good way to eat this
Shameful waste. I hope someone ate that. Way too much rice for me.
I doubt you’d really get a proper taster or bite. Sushi is nice cause its bite sized and then you move on to the next piece. This is ass.
Raw fish sushi is already stupid and bland and terrible. Turning it into this is so much worse.
They spent so much time asking if they could but forgot to ask themselves if they should.
Video fails without chopsticks
What’s this song from?? Can’t place it
POV: you asked for a sushi roll in Uzumaki
Seen these done, before but those where many smaller ones made into one large one. But this actually is one large roll. I’d order a slice as takeaway.
Im afraid of america
I was waiting for Broccoli Boy to enthusiastically munch on that roll, but oh well.
Is it stupid? Yes. Would I eat it anyway? Also yes.
Anyone got a serving size? Im watching calories.
r/sushiabomination
Ugh. I had an irresponsible amount of mediocre sushi for dinner last night, and this is the last thing I wanted to see right now. So it’s a good post for this sub, but still. Ugh.