I’m sorry but my pizza looks like it was cut by a blind person…

by Cleen_Corey

27 Comments

  1. Consistent_Ad3181

    The pizza looks ok, the cutting is shocking though

  2. Remarkable-Hand-1733

    Anyone else seen that indian dude cutting pizzas like this in 2 seconds?

  3. Tartan-Special

    I think it was cut by that guy in the video that “speed cuts” the pizzas. He guillotines each pizza randomly three times and not one piece comes out the same size or shape as another

  4. Joseph419270577

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    When you drop your glasses at work

  5. NightDifferent6671

    it looks like it was made by a blind person too😭
    “a little bit of this, a little bit of that…”

  6. Buckabuckaw

    Custom sliced for three adults, two children, and three pixies

  7. littlemissdizaster80

    Stevie Wonder must be working there 🤣

  8. alexroberge95

    Personally, I like pizza cut like this. Sometimes I want 1 more slice but a full slice would be too much. That’s where the baby slices come into play.

  9. crikker444

    You can’t cut that good with a cigarette in your other hand

  10. Efficient_Theme4040

    Probably just a new employee it still taste the same

  11. B_Traven9272

    There is no crime here because I will grab the two largest slices for myself.

  12. voltagestoner

    Little pieces for the samples. Big pieces for the hungry.

  13. readditredditread

    That’s not fair, blind people are perfectly capable of cutting a circular pizza in half 4 times with relive evenness, just through feel

  14. Mindless-Pollution-1

    As a blind person I’m mildly offended by that

  15. chuckinalicious543

    Domino’s employee here (delivery expert)

    Probably either someone new-ish and practicing going faster, or someone who’s fed-up with the rush and has 7 more pies about to fall out of the oven that’s filled all the way to the back with 20+ more orders because every human in an 8 mile radius needs fresh hot food

  16. SlightDimension4700

    The awful chains harshly judge cutting of pizza. I I appreciate pizza with a lack of symmetry.

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