It was still amazing. Steak and blue cheese with balsamic glaze. But they didn’t cut it, at all. 2nd pic I showed the bottom just to prove it didn’t have any cuts because it’s sorta hard to see ontop
by blazewhiskerfang
48 Comments
ronnietea
I know how to solve this. Cut it yourself
bodhidharma132001
Grab a knife and fork and dig in
horizon_games
My goodness they shouldn’t have even put those toppings on
SergeantBarnesM16
That entire pizza is a crime!
asnarkybeach
The crime is those toppings! Case closed
crippledcommie
Bigger crime is whatever the hell you put on it
StattPadford
Steak and blue cheese? On pizza? Sign me the fuck up
Maleficent_Worry1810
Are we sure it’s a pizza…
toweljuice
Misdemeanor
WhatLikeAPuma751
Cutting it wouldn’t have fixed it
Guilty as charged!
AnonymousBromosapien
Im sure it tastes better than it looks… but this pizza legitimately looks like its been topped with the contents of a kitchen sink p-trap…
OrochiKarnov
This was popular for a while with pizza snobs. I forget why? It keeps it hotter or something?
Fine-Refrigerator-56
Really? That’s the issue here? Edit so many typos
bucsfaninburl
Fold in half, eat like taco.
Donnaandjoe
It’s the pizza itself is the crime! Guilty on the pizza, not guilty on the cut.
HenryInRoom302
Not gonna lie, but there’s been times with my friends when we’ve cooked frozen pizzas during a 420 sesh and instead of cutting them, we’ve just folded them in half and eaten them like a quesadilla.
Gaping_Whole_
They didn’t want to touch it any longer
bibbybrinkles
i’d eat it
maudelinfeelings
They just created the illusion of it being cut using the balsamic
knut_420
Did the cook in on expanded metal?
BoringYogurt1102
Is this a specialty menu item or a build your own type vibe?? I’d try it
Melodic_Tragedy
Cut it yourself
Accomplished_Fun6481
They’re passing the savings on to you!
SoMuchEpic95
What the fuck kind of pizza is that? I’d probably still eat it but, come on. What kind of pizza is that?
aubaub
You just used the word pizza to describe… something
ShopUCW
Slide pizza to edge and just bite it.
Boom. PizzaThrough™️.
Embarrassed_Diet_386
Looks like you can polish it off and still only eat “one” piece of pizza
CuackDuck
What the fuck is that???(Looks delicious though)
Bleizxz67
You have so many more issues than it not being cut.
ElfOverlord
is it not VERY normal to let customers cut their own pizza unless you specifically ask to get it cut? it cools down way faster if it’s cut, which means that once you’ve gotten home and you’re ready to wat it’s just a cold pizza. I’d rather have to cut it myself personally, yiu also get to choose how many slices you cut it into.
AdSalty4314
Is that POPCORN pizza?
ccv707
What the fuck is that
hoteppeter
They did you a favor. It’s easier to throw out this way.
Aggravating_Fishy_98
Looks like popcorn
FROMMARS777
Wtf are those toppings
DrMartensAdvice
They pass the savings on to you
kablam0
I’m not even going to comment on the looks, but I use scissors, works great
Alive-Monk1142
Kyle Kinane has a whole bit about this. Gold.
NotAChefJustACook
In breaking bad there’s a place that doesn’t cut it and you pay less as a result
MrMittyMan
I was a kitchen manager at a very busy local pizza restaurant. We used an xl pan to cut all the pizzas on, no matter if it was to-go. Firstly because you can’t cut through the crust well in a box and weaken the box. Secondly, because in a rush you might get several thrown from oven to box and forget to cut one. Should always be oven to expo table , then cut before selling.
docdeathray
esquire_the_ego
Nice a whole pie
shellDawg78
Just think it as portion control 😆
Informal-Force-4030
Should have never flipped this upside down. Know you really messed up A. A. Ron.
sewpungyow
I’m sorry, but the chunky cheese and burnt brown meat looks like someone with severe vaginal candidiasis took a dump and some of the discharge landed in the toilet
Fwumpy
Did you run the circular saw through it? Table saw would work, too.
poopnose85
They really just dumped clumps of blue cheese on there without spreading it out or anything
Prestigious-Board-62
Tbh they saved you from having soggy dough. Imagine all that sauce dripping between the slices and soaking into the bottom of the pizza.
48 Comments
I know how to solve this. Cut it yourself
Grab a knife and fork and dig in
My goodness they shouldn’t have even put those toppings on
That entire pizza is a crime!
The crime is those toppings! Case closed
Bigger crime is whatever the hell you put on it
Steak and blue cheese? On pizza? Sign me the fuck up
Are we sure it’s a pizza…
Misdemeanor
Cutting it wouldn’t have fixed it
Guilty as charged!
Im sure it tastes better than it looks… but this pizza legitimately looks like its been topped with the contents of a kitchen sink p-trap…
This was popular for a while with pizza snobs. I forget why? It keeps it hotter or something?
Really? That’s the issue here?
Edit so many typos
Fold in half, eat like taco.
It’s the pizza itself is the crime! Guilty on the pizza, not guilty on the cut.
Not gonna lie, but there’s been times with my friends when we’ve cooked frozen pizzas during a 420 sesh and instead of cutting them, we’ve just folded them in half and eaten them like a quesadilla.
They didn’t want to touch it any longer
i’d eat it
They just created the illusion of it being cut using the balsamic
Did the cook in on expanded metal?
Is this a specialty menu item or a build your own type vibe?? I’d try it
Cut it yourself
They’re passing the savings on to you!
What the fuck kind of pizza is that? I’d probably still eat it but, come on. What kind of pizza is that?
You just used the word pizza to describe… something
Slide pizza to edge and just bite it.
Boom. PizzaThrough™️.
Looks like you can polish it off and still only eat “one” piece of pizza
What the fuck is that???(Looks delicious though)
You have so many more issues than it not being cut.
is it not VERY normal to let customers cut their own pizza unless you specifically ask to get it cut? it cools down way faster if it’s cut, which means that once you’ve gotten home and you’re ready to wat it’s just a cold pizza. I’d rather have to cut it myself personally, yiu also get to choose how many slices you cut it into.
Is that POPCORN pizza?
What the fuck is that
They did you a favor. It’s easier to throw out this way.
Looks like popcorn
Wtf are those toppings
They pass the savings on to you
I’m not even going to comment on the looks, but I use scissors, works great
Kyle Kinane has a whole bit about this. Gold.
In breaking bad there’s a place that doesn’t cut it and you pay less as a result
I was a kitchen manager at a very busy local pizza restaurant. We used an xl pan to cut all the pizzas on, no matter if it was to-go. Firstly because you can’t cut through the crust well in a box and weaken the box. Secondly, because in a rush you might get several thrown from oven to box and forget to cut one. Should always be oven to expo table , then cut before selling.
Nice a whole pie
Just think it as portion control 😆
Should have never flipped this upside down. Know you really messed up A. A. Ron.
I’m sorry, but the chunky cheese and burnt brown meat looks like someone with severe vaginal candidiasis took a dump and some of the discharge landed in the toilet
Did you run the circular saw through it? Table saw would work, too.
They really just dumped clumps of blue cheese on there without spreading it out or anything
Tbh they saved you from having soggy dough. Imagine all that sauce dripping between the slices and soaking into the bottom of the pizza.